Burned the kitchen

Or "Who let this man burn the kitchen?"

used for when instead of cooking it(derived from "let him cook"), the person fucks up completely.

"Did this man cook?"
"Nah man, he burned the kitchen, that shit was awful"

by Nianianananan February 25, 2023

kitchen shark

A cat (usually), dog, or other pets that circles or figure-8s one's legs as you prepare their meal in the kitchen.

I'm trying to get the cat's dinner, but there's a kitchen shark circling me.

by Wolfy PDX November 04, 2021

kitchen fairy

(noun):
Someone who quietly cleans the kitchen after everyone else has gone to bed. They wash the dishes, wipe the counters, take out the bins, clear out old food from the fridge, and leave everything neat and tidy for the next day.

"the flat is spotless, all my dishes i left to soak are washed and put away, it must've been the kitchen fairy"

by thebeans1973 December 11, 2024

back to the kitchen

the group chat of the culinary kids, that want answers to the final... but we are all dumb so we are doing it together

back to the kitchen: ya got da answers?

by we were cooler in school May 06, 2020

back to the kitchen

the group chat where all whom have culinary class come and shall give each other answers for the final that is very hard

this back to the kitchen thing wasn’t supposed to be sexist till kameron made it sexist

by we were cooler in school May 06, 2020

Kitchen syndrome

you’ve ordered a meal, the hunger is continually developing and in result you keep looking towards the kitchen pass

I’m so hungry, I have such bad kitchen Syndrome *stares at every waiter coming from the kitchen*

by I Neubs July 15, 2022

kitchen pride

Holding your own kitchen in high esteem, loving and looking after your kitchen like its the most important room in the house.

"yeah he seriously loves cooking and the kitchen is always tidy, he has some serious kitchen pride"

by defineathon June 14, 2017