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kitchen crip

a bunch of broke muthafuckas that think they tuff bc they rob people. all too pussy ta throw tha ones bc they rather jump n shoot. half of em aint even really crip. mostly made up false claimin bitches.
Jacari a kitchen crip, but you prolly knew dat bc he a broke nigga robbin people.”
by Whiskey and G-Eazy January 27, 2019
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kitchen manwhore

A male version of a cooking ho. Likes to wear aprons while sweating profusely over an open flame. Sometimes the flame overwhelms him and he becomes a flamer for the day. Other days he cooks chicken at the joy of his male companion.
Overall the kitchen manwhore is a natural born cooking ho with intentions to go internationally for his cooking expeditions.
Yo that bitch was such a kitchen manwhore, but damn he can cook a mean t-bone steak.
by KigerTiger April 20, 2006
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1115 Mobile Kitchen

a food truck that serves triple m sauce and plant-based fried chicken and hush puppies and cheez fries yum
Person 1: dang I’m vegan now and I can’t have my favorite southern comfort foods like fried chicken hush puppies and cheez fries dang!
Person 2: chill, the 1115 Mobile Kitchen food truck that serves all of those but made vegan. I heard they are at VÄSEN I think.
by not 1115 Mobile Kitchen November 23, 2021
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dick kitchen

Like a Soup kitchen, A Dick kitchen is dedicated to the altering and preparing of dicks. Also used to denote that the offendee is in fact a dick.
"Dude, stop being such a dick kitchen."
by roofy November 26, 2004
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kitchen anorexia

When the kitchen is never clean enough, even if you just cleaned it this morning and there's only a small layer of dishes and food scraps that need to be cleared away. And it really bothers you.
To the point of muttering to yourself.
Roommate - "The kitchen is so dirty I can't stand it"
You - "it's really not that bad man, there's only a meals worth of dishes on the counter"
Roommate - "You're right, but it still bothers me, I must have kitchen anorexia"
by RazorsG February 2, 2017
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kitchen table

When You come home to find your wife fucking some other guy on your kitchen table.
Jerry came home to find that he had been kitchen tabled by his whore wife Tara and a greasy mechanic.
by Remy69 October 26, 2017
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kitchenary

kitchenary is a cook book, spoon, cutlery, crockery etc.
by natalie and rachel September 27, 2006
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