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Cat in the kitchen sink

While having anal intercourse the act of which one or both testicles end up in your partners vagina.
Got a little to rough last night... we finally played UPS and I delivered a package to the back door. Didn't know it would end with a cat in the kitchen sink.
by freakshowdaddy May 16, 2021
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Kitchen complaint

In the kitchen, an unofficial complaint discussed verbally or electronically, usually among friends and families, where the issues will never be officially acknowledged and recognized before authorities to address the issues with resolves or solutions. In conclusion, a "kitchen complaint" is as far as the complaint will go, the kitchen.
My son's church youth group were passionate about their complaints after our bible study. Unfortunately, no one thought of contacting their government representatives. The results, only a kitchen complaint, all powerless and emotional.
by Xyst October 27, 2022
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kitchen toilet

A "kitchen toilet" is a slang term within organizational design describing a structural choice within an organization (shape, authority, accountability, etc...) that does not make sense. Kitchen toilets can only be explained by going back in time and understanding the path that produced the current outcome. The people who were there for the choices have accepted the odd choice because they were there for the journey and understand the constraints that produced it. A person joining the organization afterwards has the experience of walking in and asking "Why do you have a toilet in your kitchen?"

The new person might start tugging on the toilet because toilets in kitchens are generally bad ideas. They realize the toilet has a lot of associated plumbing tied into the kitchen that can only be seen when they try to rip it out. The person must decide if they want to take on the cost of removing the toilet to produce a more fundamentally sound kitchen, or get used to holding their nose and walking around the toilet while using the kitchen.
I just took over a new team, and it is just kitchen toilets everywhere. Lots of people promoted into roles that make no sense for what we need to accomplish now. Decision are parked far from where they are understood and create impact for no discernible reason. And it is top heavy with people who can neither lead nor do. These choices may have made sense at some point, but now I am going to have to tear down and rebuild the whole organization because it is so structurally flawed.
by Corporate Linguist January 9, 2024
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Russell Alexander Kitchens

The best kitchen company in all of the land. The guy called Jack that works there is a right hottie.
Have you seen Jack that works at Russell Alexander Kitchens? He's a hottie!!
by anonymoussausagelady March 25, 2024
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Kitchen Spam

To spam a Trump supporter, specifically a female Trump supporter with the words

"Go Back to The Kitchen." On every post they make on every platform they are active on, officially recognized by Youtube as a form of Trolling.

Rickroll link is optional, but increases strength of spam.
Female Trump Supporter: *states their opinion*

Centrist Trolls: Go back to the kitchen or else: (insert rickroll link)

Female Trump Supporter: Haha very funny liberal snowflake!

Centrist Troll: No, it's just Kitchen Spam
by QueerLawyer March 8, 2021
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portuguese kitchen

The art of flooding an old portuguese womans kitchen with bodily fluids and then continuing to use said fluids to make a stew
Damn...I gave that bitch a portuguese kitchen. Bitches love a portuguese kitchen.
by jaredmartinsuperhomo January 4, 2014
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Mcglocko's Kitchen

When you're broke as Fuck sleeping on someone else's couch and having to eat their food that they share with you. Because you're a lazy POS that can't save your money obtain things of your own and totally rely on someone else for all needs such as a Roof over your head, Clothes on your back, Food to eat and transportation getting between point A & Z and back to Point A. You and others like you have been dropped in Mcglocko's Kitchen.

Origin: Cabot Arkansas class of 1992
Hey David I'm hungry got any Mcglocko's Kitchen laying around? I got .25 cents also you think i can crash here tonight at your house? I promise i won't stay long just enough to get my Mcglocko's kitchen on and rest and ill be on my way.
by BrokenHomesAtlasAddict March 20, 2021
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