kangb

a girlie boy who cries when pulling off bandages

BAZ 12:53 AM: just pulled a bandage off my arm, and almost puked...

by mwahah February 26, 2004

kangingo

A species of animal that crosses the genes of birds and marsupial, to create a half flamingo, half kangaroo that really just... kicks ass.

Also known as: flaroo, klingo, and ingoroo.

Her posture makes her look like a kangingo; she stands up straight, but looks like she has something hidden in some pouch...

by madeleine Heil September 12, 2007

Kangaroo court

A court between mates, colleagues or associates who line up in two lines and kick the fuck out of the defendant as he walks through the middle. Usually reserved for yellow bellies or useless cunts who deserve a kicking and know it.

The same as in Full Metal Jacket when Private Pyle gets attacked with soap bars in pillowcases but in Kangaroo court you get a kicking.

by Cris-o September 30, 2020

Kang

a slang term for an athletic african american; used as short for "kangaroo"

Holy shit we got our ass whooped by 30 points today by a bunch of Kangs from Brooklyn. Those guys were jumping around and grabbed every rebound!!!

by bud May 13, 2005

Kangaroo

if you split up the word into kanga and roo...you get two different winnie the pooh characters

Pooh: Rabit, have you seen kanga or roo today? kangaroo

by Tjr164 February 5, 2009

Kangaroo Dentist

when a male manages to persuade a female into sitting on her knees and gargling mouthwash, then alternates dunking his testicles into her mouth and then into cold water.

"Did you hear what Mr. Jones did to his daughter's best friend? he took her to the kangaroo dentist!" "oh FUCK, hes the man! I bet she'll never brush her teeth again without having a flashback!"

by Al Cahuete March 12, 2009

Kangaroo Punch

my friend's cat fights with a stuffed bear. First he's all lovey with it, then while he's making with the sweet, sweet love (huggin with top paws and licking with tongue), he pulls up his two feet and begins pummelling the stuffed bear with his two lower paws (a la Kangaroo from Bugs Bunny & tweety show). It's the funniest shit ever.

I was making sweet, sweet love to my friend's mom, then I put my two feet between us and kangaroo punched her in the gut, like a sucker.

by Josh December 13, 2004