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keyword buckets

Same as KFC Chicken Buckets, but on a website
Key that's a nice box of keyword buckets
by Thebucketboy January 7, 2020
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Keyboard Mashed

Keyboard mashed
Very useful to confusing friends into thinking you've had a stroke.
For example:
"Dude you ok? why'd you say that in chat"
"I Keyboard mashed"
by Yermy May 11, 2020
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Keyboarding

A racist white-centering thing white people do instead of activism

Especially prevalent when a pandemic prevents white people from doing their other boarding like surfboarding and snowboarding, keyboarding is a white hobby of writing enormous diatribes about white feelings, such as outrage about black people being brutalized and killed by police officers.

Keyboarding is often used to sidestep actual activism, such as reposting people of color or engaging in the direct action asked of them such as making calls or writing letters to other white people.

Keyboarding was first made popular in the civil rights movement by white moderates and liberals, who Martin Luther King lamented were a "great stumbling block," and Malcolm X described as "the worst enemy to America."
"Did you see that post going viral? 'Black people, we're here for you!' It's so moving."
"Sounds like keyboarding."

"I finally got my aunt to stop keyboarding. She kept saying she was fighting white supremacy -- so embarrassing, right?!"
"Yikes! Hopefully you reminded her every white person spends an average of 22 hours a day enjoying and building white supremacy."
by PuffyClouds May 29, 2020
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keyboardatist

Someone who, when bored, will search things like 'qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm' and 'qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp'.
Cameron is a keyboardatist, you can see him right now searching 'mnbvcxzasdfghjklpoiuytrewq'.
by Another Minecrafter June 8, 2020
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keyboard wave

a thing you do on your keyboard when ur bored
a typical keyboard wave is like this: sdrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlok
by plscommitdie June 16, 2020
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keyword surfing

Keyword surfing is when people overload their post on social media with unrelated trending words and hash tags to increase discovery and impression. It could be easily seen on popular social networks like twitter and Instagram.
These Influencers are spoiling Twitter user experience by keyword surfing.

I got lots of impressions by keyword surfing.
by Docu June 29, 2020
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Keyboard Diarrhea

The act of pressing multiple keys in a random order to symbolise excitement, shock, and other explosive emotions. Often reminds one of diarrhea due to the stringent rule of making sure that it sounds fluid.
Can also refer to keyboard warriors typing complete, and absolute, bullshit.
A Legend On Mangadex: You're so "the type" that even with that keyboard diarrhea you'd somehow managed to address nothing. Fuck off, I've had it with you insecure mensa rejects. Blocked.
by imafuckboi July 24, 2020
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