Keyboard Hawking

The act of a person continuously waiting for a message. (Via Facebook or Text) Said person will INSTANTLY reply with gusto.
Damn, she must be keyboard hawking. That bitch replies Fast!
by Scorp130n May 20, 2013
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split keyboard

A feature on practically every mobile keyboard that is either the most useful or the most fucking useless and annoying feature
Dickface: I love my split keyboard

Cowshit: piss off, split keyboard can suck my dick
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dating keyboards

when someone gives up on trying to meet people of the opposite sex in person and resorts to online dating sites.
guy #1: oh, you've gone back to online dating?
guy #2: yeah, i got tired of being rejected in person, so i've resorted to dating keyboards
by Dave_Sammich March 05, 2012
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Wireless Keyboard

A tool used to hit people over the head in anger when you die in Minecraft
"I just hit my brother over the head with my wireless keyboard and he stopped breathing"

"Sheesh!!!"
by MaybeAnonymous May 06, 2022
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Keyboard Confusion

When one gets frustrated at the letters on a keyboard being randomly mixed up for no apparent reason.
Little Johnny was learning how to use a computer for the first time when he got keyboard confusion and cried.
by quitterwin September 20, 2012
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keyboard-socialism

A political and economic theory/philosophy where the keyboard production, distribution and exchange is regulated by the community and its marketing.
The market of keyboards have been monopolized, we need keyboard-socialism.
by Echg February 06, 2022
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by Bobby4Gov January 06, 2024
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