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Morning Justin

The act of urinating on your spouse, or significant other, without their knowledge or consent. Best performed in the early morning hours while they are still asleep.
Mike: "Hey, did you get your girlfriend up early this morning?"

Jim: "Oh yeah, I gave her the old "morning Justin". Shot out of bed like a rocket. Works every time!"

Mike: "You pissed on your woman while she was sleeping? That's disgusting!"

Jim: "Yeah, everyone's telling me that lately."
by jubu April 17, 2011
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Justin Connor

Justin is the most caring and adorablest human being in this whole entire universe . He knows how to make anyone smile and laugh at anytime and he only radiates positive energy. He’s completely perfect inside and out and He has no imperfections EVERYTHING about him is just so Fucking perfect every person in this world has flaws but Justin doesn’t even have one. Once you fall in love with him, you love every single part of him With every single cell in your body and nothing could ever change that. He’s the one you would lose sleep for because he’s just so worth it. His physical appearance is beyond perfect. He has these beautiful blue sky eyes and these Lucious blonde locks. He’s everything a girl wants. he has the good looks, his personality is the best, he never fails to make one laugh, he has the sexiest voice on earth, He’s the best skater, and he has the biggest heart in the world. Justin is the most loyalest man on earth he treats girls with respect and he’s very kindhearted. He would never hurt anyone purposely. He has the cutest toes too everyone would kill for those toes . Justin is over all so special and precious hes worth more than everything in this world. Any girl would die for Justin especially the ones who’s names start with the letter S.
Omg who is that he’s so perfect and sexy
Oh thats Justin Connor.
by Shirlitty February 24, 2020
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Justine Ezarik

A kind-hearted person with 5 million subscribers on YouTube. She won the Streamy award. She started her channel in 2006 and was on Chopped and on Maxims photoshoot. She has owned every iPhone since 2007 she was at MacWorld 2007 to see it. She went to the Steve Jobs Theater in Cupertino, CA for the iPhone X release.
To inform everyone about Justine Ezarik
by Denis Ezarik July 22, 2018
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Justin speed

driving really really fast, getting somewhere in a ridiculously short amount of time. Cutting many minutes off of the time ona GPS.
80 mph in a 25 mph zone

"dude you just drove Justin speed"
by ibackflipboy June 22, 2009
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Justin Morneau

Justin Morneau is the hottest player on the Twins.
by Mahli April 25, 2007
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Busted Justin

A guy that has busted
by ijiuhi June 1, 2023
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justin the gay

A gay faggot that thinks he is a rock hard weeb but is actually stupid as fuck and has no idea what he is doing and says it is “just a phase
“Justin the Gay played 1 game of Doki Doki literature club and thinks he is a rock hard weeb
by Litman101 May 3, 2018
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