Hey, you going to the mall tonight.
No, I hear Joey Kress is going to be there.
God, she's so bratchet.
No, I hear Joey Kress is going to be there.
God, she's so bratchet.
by nickyoung48 May 24, 2013

An absolute fucking stud that can pull any bitch he lays his eyes on . A hot ripped Italian you can’t go wrong with , the personality that makes girls bow down and suck his cock without any thought involved .
Joey Scichilone is coming to the party tonight boys
Well Robby There goes our chance to get with some bitches :(
Well Robby There goes our chance to get with some bitches :(
by HeroicPussyMagnet December 20, 2020

plumber with a big cock and big nose the italian stallion or when joey marsella does your girl in pretzel form and shes stuck like that till you come home to help.
wow that italian stallion fucked me like a jackhammer
wow thats joey the jackhammer
girlfriend:wow im a pretzel help!
boyfriend: joey the jackhammer was here~!!!
wow thats joey the jackhammer
girlfriend:wow im a pretzel help!
boyfriend: joey the jackhammer was here~!!!
by J.sella December 8, 2016

a weird and short loser who is only friends with the teachers. No one likes them even the teachers dont
by Gingerholls May 21, 2022

Neo-nazist running a forum for the fan game Super Mario Brothers X. Also composes electronic music under the name of Excitium
by Egggg September 12, 2016

by peaceful_ April 26, 2020

Nickname for Joe Biden commonly used by both communists and socialists to express disdain for his inability to make a firm decision.
Oh that dang Joey Hobby being all wishy washy again with his “support” of roe v wade.
Joey Hobby didn’t support da gay marriage only till it got Obama re-elected!
Joey Hobby is the reason why we have studeee loan debt!!
Joey Hobby didn’t support da gay marriage only till it got Obama re-elected!
Joey Hobby is the reason why we have studeee loan debt!!
by THEGstring May 18, 2022
