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coke job

When a guy takes a coa coala bottle smashes it over a girls head and makes her snort coccaine off his dick.
Jon: Dude how was your night last night?
Alec: It was awesome I bought a 2 liter of coke then I gave Tiffany a coke job.
by Billy Mccringleberry September 19, 2013
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Suck job

Getting your lips around somebody's shaft and giving it a good old suck until they cream on your tonsils
I'd give those lads Harvey and Cam a suck job anyday. I've heard that girl Becky is good at giving suck jobs
by Helentaylor March 10, 2015
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Toad Job

Getting a blow job from a woman excessing over 225 pounds.
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Getting so drunk don't care you will probably get head from a girl over 225 pounds.
Kyle- Bro, Jake got a toad job last night!!

Joe- No sir! That's not cool!
by TheBestMane October 23, 2009
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mitt job

performing a hand job whilst wearing an oven mitt
Last night she gave me the best mitt job!
by Newport Joe August 6, 2008
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brat job

Having a girl feed you a bratwurst or any other phallic shaped object while recieving a blow job.
Man, I got a great brat job last night. The girl was great and I sure do love bratwurst.
by Grade August 28, 2007
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hair job

She wrapped her very long, soft, sensuous hair around my cock and stroked me until I went straight to heaven.
by john May 13, 2005
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Job Hopper

A person that cannot, or chooses not to keep any job for a long time.

They are the type that is either too lazy to work properly, so always get the sack, or the type that expects a utopia in a job, with perfect, polite people, easy work and a nice boss.

They look in papers and on websites every weekend for jobs and don't get a degree in anything because they don't know what they want to do or they will give it up when they find the work is too hard.

They often have long resumes and not very many refrences. Being a job hopper gets harder as you go through more jobs and your resume gets longer.
John: My mum works at the cat food factory
Frank: Doesn't she work at the pool?
John: that was 2 weeks ago.
Frank: no, the soap shop?
John: she left 3 days ago.

John's mum is a job hopper
by MelWasHere March 9, 2009
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