bar jean

The chick that looks like an STD linebacker, who sleeps with anyone in the bar. She is an Amazon woman who pretends to be drunk after one Corona, and loves younger men. She will let you fuck her anywhere, and if you can't find the wet spot, you are more than encouraged to roll her in flour. If you still can't find the wet spot anal is welcome. You can find this "lady" usually surrounded by the British. Has a bush like Sasquatch, and has the jugs of dolly Parton.

Did you see that bar Jean over there? She's on the prowl

by Kirk ass June 5, 2017

Jean Burner

The act of giving an over-the-pants hand job.

"My girlfriend gave me a good ole' jean burner in the back of the cab."

by bguy9489 November 1, 2017

Jean-ween

The bulge in your jeans that looks like a boner but is just your jeans.

‘Are you excited to see me or is that just your Jean-ween??’ ;)

by realyoungpapi December 15, 2017

jiz jeans

act of prematurely blowing your wad in your pants before insertion ever occurs

dude I should have rubbed one out before my date with jenny. now I have jiz jeans that my mom will notice when she does the laundry......

by Ben WackinIt June 18, 2016

Church Jeans

The least worn out jeans in one's wardrobe, reserved for special occasions such as church on Sundays. These jeans are normally utilized by those to whom khakis are considered "fancy man pants."

"Honey, have you seen my church jeans? I can put my whole hand into the holes in my other pairs."

by Krums1&4 May 13, 2016

jean rub

When you are high on MDMA and decide to rub your jeans for the magic feeling that ensues.

Christian jean rubbed his legs to a bloody pulp.

by Shhcolin September 13, 2016

jean patterson

'That person' that never has money or cigarettes/ lighter and asks for one.

While asking they will pat their jeans as if they've miraculously left there's somewhere.

Generally a scruffy individual.

did you see Jean Patterson outside scrounging a fag?

by Janker89 September 2, 2016