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Jessie

Usually a girls name but if you know a guy named Jessie, you are very fortunate. He is everything you ever wanted. He is wanted by many women but if he loves you he is devoted to only you. Be glad you have him. Other women may try to take him from you but they will fail.
That guy is devoted to his girl he must be a Jessie.
by The One and Only Destiny February 3, 2010
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fat jessie

When a guy is in the mood for sex and his girl is either not in the mood, or on the rag. He waits for her to fall asleep then busts a load on her leg while she is sleeping and leaves the load there for the rest of the night.
I was so horny last night, but Kelly started her period earlier that day. So i just gave her a fat jessie.
by Dan Hodges September 1, 2008
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Jessica Simpson

a stupid blonde bimbo who can't act and for some reason appeals to the majority of the male population even though she's got a big-ass nose.
Jessica Simpson sucks in that lame movie Blonde Ambition.
by cassiebabyy January 13, 2008
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Sarah Jessica Parker

An ugly, useless, odd-eyed, actress, who is terrible at almost everything she does publicly. Her voice and reaction in acting is that of a 5 year old's. Her scream is terrible and very threatening. She is also getting older and older and older every hour of every day. It is believed she gets plastic surgery and Botox behind the eyes of the media.
Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse. Her head is shaped like a foot too!
by Raine tones August 17, 2011
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Jessie

She ships her friends with too many people
Omg she's such a jessie
by That bowling queen January 27, 2015
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Dirty Jessie

When a woman is on her hands and knees, with one guy getting her from behind and 2 guys slapping her in the face with their penis. The guys rotate until she's got all 3 guy's cum on her face.
Me and 2 of my buds gave my wife a Dirty Jessie at the Moscow party last week. Her face was covered!
by Jizza the Nizza May 24, 2019
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Jessism

A religion praising it's founder, Jessie
I believe in Jessism because I'm smart.
by Pickchik22 October 16, 2008
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