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Goofy Suck

When your partner gives you head so good it makes you stupid.
“Man I had this chick give me the Goofy Suck last night, and my IQ dropped 10 digits!”
by George The Fox July 18, 2020
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Sucked and fucked

She sucked and fucked me until my eyes rolled back in my head
by Oopsitwasme July 2, 2017
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fruit sucking

When and individual is sucking another's adam's apple.
It was steamy in the room and John was fruit sucking the shit out of max.
by Avoo Nosredna March 7, 2017
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sucks the meat

when something sucks worse than just plain sucking. cannot be used loosely.
*Gavin on the phone with his girlfriend*

Him: hun i can't believe your brothers gave you chicken pox. are you feeling any better.

Her: yeah a little, but being stuck in bed sucks the meat!
by sammie&manny4evs August 1, 2011
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suck a cock

Mostly used by YourRage.

When someone does something outrageous, it would be nearly impossible to do.
YourRage: “If Flight would ever score three points on me, two points on me in a basketball game. I’ll suck a cock.
by YourKnees July 12, 2021
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Ben sucks

A lighthearted way to joke around with friends named Ben. Sometimes the phrase is said without a second thought but never intentionally meant to hurt Ben. Make sure you are close with your friend Ben, or they will give you the devil's glare.
Homie: "Ben sucks"
Ben internally: I'm fine. They still love me.

Stranger: "Ben sucks"
Ben: "Are you okay dude?" (intense stare)
by Flower Power 101 January 29, 2021
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Archer sucks

when a guy named archer sucks a mans shit out his anus and snorts their farts.
'archer sucks maxes farts"
by archer sucks March 21, 2021
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