Iron Woman

Command woman to iron clothes

Husband:"when the heck are ya gonna iron these shirts?"
Wife:"when you stop drinking booze!"
Husband:"Iron Woman, or so help me god"

by Crosx February 6, 2021

Wearing ironically

Wearing something to mock others who wear it seriously.

"Why is Mike wearing that alien shirt? Doesn't he think that those things are stupid?"
"Yeah. Just wearing ironically."

by UnamusedForFun June 26, 2016

Iron Plaid

When you use a penis pump so much your balls and cock EXPLODE!!!

AWW SHIT!!! I accidently IRON PLAIDED my junk off.

by Lou Sassulle February 28, 2009

iron face

It's a state when a person is doing an unpleasant or embarrassing activity, but act like nothing special is done.

"Do you really want to sing in front of the whole school?"
"Just put iron face on and let's get it done."
"Fine."

by ExRusikk August 5, 2017

Iron Man

He died in end game, what caused trauma to all the marvel fans

Marvel fan: *sees end game* *sees Iron Man die* Oh no! I have a trauma!
Marvel fan 2: haha! And it isn't over yet!

by WeirdWeirdo@_@ March 28, 2022

Iron Maiden

The reason you're alive. It was a Maiden concert you were made an accident by your parents

Barry: Why are you an accident, Steve?
Steve: Thank Iron Maiden

by EggFriedRhys March 14, 2015

iron cunt

A nickname sometimes used in Britain to refer to Margaret Thatcher.

I'm so glad the Iron Cunt is no longer in office.

by fry_laurie January 30, 2016