An otherwise great form of shopping where you can buy whatever you desire without a single interaction. Except for the fact that the item takes a fucking week in order for it to get to your house. I mean god damn, you'd think that with all the planes and drones we have nowadays it'd be quick but nooooo, it has to go through processing bullshit, which apparently takes even longer than shipping it across the country. We have to wait 5-7 days before we actually get the item we want, and if it's coming from over seas it takes even longer. And don't even get me started on shipping fees.
*Me online shopping*
Me: Wow an awesome Rubik's cube. (clicks buy)
(4 fucking days later)
Me: It's still not here >:(
Me: Wow an awesome Rubik's cube. (clicks buy)
(4 fucking days later)
Me: It's still not here >:(
by Dubiks February 28, 2019
verb. 1. When you go through a store and fill up a cart and leave it in a random spot in the store. 2. When you go online to a site like amazon or other retail stores and fill up a cart and never plan on buying.
Joe- Hey man guess what we did yesterday.
You- What
Joe- We went fantasy shopping at target and the whole store was pissed off. I think we ended up with 3 carts full, one even had milk in it.
You- What
Joe- We went fantasy shopping at target and the whole store was pissed off. I think we ended up with 3 carts full, one even had milk in it.
by yasevil June 25, 2009
A shop in vocatioinal high schools that is completely pointless. Were all the people who are retarded enough to take an everyday chance of dieing go into. Anybody that takes this shop feels inportant because they do the average easy work that 75% of americans are too lazy but yet capable of doing themselfes. After taking this shop you will learn two things. 1 how to tac wires up against a beam and rip them apart after and 2 you just wasted 4 years of your life hanging out with a bunch of guys in a room with a bunch of wires.
At a funeralo what happened to him?he's an electrician o you mean he wasted 4 years of his life in the electricity shop having a sausage fest just to die?yup thats what i said
by billybobjames February 05, 2009
when you go shopping looking like a whore/slut and/or you go shopping for whorish things like thongs and lacy "things"
by Celestey O. November 07, 2007
shopping at a store owned by someone of middle eastern descent. or buying gas, cigs, beer, etc. at a store owned by someone of middle eastern descent.
denise: "hey just stop there at the clark station i need cigarettes."
becca: "sorry girl, i dont shop habib!"
becca: "sorry girl, i dont shop habib!"
by beccccahh September 22, 2008
The art of taking somebody elses full shopping trolley at the supermarket/department store and taking it to the tills as your own, saving the need to walk up and down the aisles.
by Jellophane July 28, 2008
The border guard caught me border shopping and told me it was illegal, but he was a lot more reasonable than the jerk at the first place I tried, who demanded a work visa I haven't even got yet, and he let me pass.
by another non american December 19, 2006