Notice how there’s a man jacking off in the corner, right. As that guy is masturbating, he’ll release his load and a puddle of jizz will be right there on the floor. If you’re a man you’ll understand why it was given the name White Puddle.
Jason: OOOOHHH YEAAAAH. I’M WANKING!!!!!
Jason: *moans as he releases his load*
And that’s the story of how the White Puddle was made.
Jason: *moans as he releases his load*
And that’s the story of how the White Puddle was made.
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