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Harpoon Season

Any period of time in which a man will try to hook up with any woman who greatly supersedes him in both weight and size.

It is a reference to the mid 1800's in which harpoons where the weapon of choice for whalers who hunted some of the largest mammals on the planet.
Person 1: Bro, do you see that chick over there? Ima get her number.

Person 2: Dude, she's got 100 pounds on you easy.

Person 1: Fuck it! Its harpoon season!
by k_jord March 2, 2022
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nigga season

also known as monsoon season, it takes place between june and september. these are the hottest months in the year, and known to bring out niggas from every corner.
Man its hot outside, must be nigga season
by Niggastotle February 3, 2021
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NAPLAN Season

NAPLAN; the standardised testing in Australia used for Year 3, Year 5, Year 7, and Year 9 students.

NAPLAN season is the time of year in which NAPLAN testing rolls around. It can also be called "Hell."
P1: Happy May. Hey, you know what that means...
P2: What?

P1: It's almost NAPLAN season.
P2: Fuck my life.
by makkapakka-akkawakka May 16, 2021
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Seasonal Fruits

When fruits disappear for the majority of a year and they come back to celebrate pride month
Omg happy Pride! The Seasonal Fruits are back!
by Pogoextreme June 1, 2023
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pushin season

A term used to defined a window of time where an individual or group of individuals apply copious amounts of effort to accomplish a goal or achieve a new elevated status
Nah fam im putting in double shifts it’s pushin season”
by lsaiah August 2, 2022
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muddy seasons

a game where drunk leprechauns fight to the death with suitcases.
“hey have you played muddy seasons?”
“ye mate, just unlocked new character called codie gaskell, when he gets a kill he says ‘wait at stumps bro’!”
by haydenlovesmilfs August 21, 2022
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Cuffing Season

Duration: It starts the day after Halloween and ends the day after Valentine's Day.
November 1st - February 15th

When done with ulterior motives, it's the time women trick desperate men with romantic inclinations to get gifts and guys 'date down' to get gifts from desperate, grateful low hanging fruit.

It's a despicable practice and I don't suggest anyone doing the aforementioned, especially since during this time of year, emotions are extremely high and you risk getting your tires slashed (men).

But when it's mutual and both parties are knowledgeable and complicit in the act, it can be worthwhile; they just want to spend the cold holidays with someone who cares for them (even if it's just an illusion of a relationship OR 'seasonal friends with benefits').

The reason behind this is that in most places it's cold and cloudy most of the time; a very depressing time of the year for most, but even more so when you don't have someone who cares for you or willing to spend time with you.

Some ladies with means/looks get boy toys and some guys opt out of a serious relationship for 'girlfriend experience'.

Those who were in lasting relationships before cuffing season...well, there's a reason why the majority of children are born in August - October...they were conceived...IN CUFFING SEASON!
Cuffing Season has begun; have you been cuffed?
by 800Wmarietta January 2, 2016
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