Any period of time in which a man will try to hook up with any woman who greatly supersedes him in both weight and size.
It is a reference to the mid 1800's in which harpoons where the weapon of choice for whalers who hunted some of the largest mammals on the planet.
It is a reference to the mid 1800's in which harpoons where the weapon of choice for whalers who hunted some of the largest mammals on the planet.
Person 1: Bro, do you see that chick over there? Ima get her number.
Person 2: Dude, she's got 100 pounds on you easy.
Person 1: Fuck it! Its harpoon season!
Person 2: Dude, she's got 100 pounds on you easy.
Person 1: Fuck it! Its harpoon season!
by k_jord March 2, 2022
Get the Harpoon Season mug.also known as monsoon season, it takes place between june and september. these are the hottest months in the year, and known to bring out niggas from every corner.
by Niggastotle February 3, 2021
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NAPLAN season is the time of year in which NAPLAN testing rolls around. It can also be called "Hell."
NAPLAN season is the time of year in which NAPLAN testing rolls around. It can also be called "Hell."
P1: Happy May. Hey, you know what that means...
P2: What?
P1: It's almost NAPLAN season.
P2: Fuck my life.
P2: What?
P1: It's almost NAPLAN season.
P2: Fuck my life.
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by lsaiah August 2, 2022
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November 1st - February 15th
When done with ulterior motives, it's the time women trick desperate men with romantic inclinations to get gifts and guys 'date down' to get gifts from desperate, grateful low hanging fruit.
It's a despicable practice and I don't suggest anyone doing the aforementioned, especially since during this time of year, emotions are extremely high and you risk getting your tires slashed (men).
But when it's mutual and both parties are knowledgeable and complicit in the act, it can be worthwhile; they just want to spend the cold holidays with someone who cares for them (even if it's just an illusion of a relationship OR 'seasonal friends with benefits').
The reason behind this is that in most places it's cold and cloudy most of the time; a very depressing time of the year for most, but even more so when you don't have someone who cares for you or willing to spend time with you.
Some ladies with means/looks get boy toys and some guys opt out of a serious relationship for 'girlfriend experience'.
Those who were in lasting relationships before cuffing season...well, there's a reason why the majority of children are born in August - October...they were conceived...IN CUFFING SEASON!
November 1st - February 15th
When done with ulterior motives, it's the time women trick desperate men with romantic inclinations to get gifts and guys 'date down' to get gifts from desperate, grateful low hanging fruit.
It's a despicable practice and I don't suggest anyone doing the aforementioned, especially since during this time of year, emotions are extremely high and you risk getting your tires slashed (men).
But when it's mutual and both parties are knowledgeable and complicit in the act, it can be worthwhile; they just want to spend the cold holidays with someone who cares for them (even if it's just an illusion of a relationship OR 'seasonal friends with benefits').
The reason behind this is that in most places it's cold and cloudy most of the time; a very depressing time of the year for most, but even more so when you don't have someone who cares for you or willing to spend time with you.
Some ladies with means/looks get boy toys and some guys opt out of a serious relationship for 'girlfriend experience'.
Those who were in lasting relationships before cuffing season...well, there's a reason why the majority of children are born in August - October...they were conceived...IN CUFFING SEASON!
by 800Wmarietta January 2, 2016
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