the most annoying bitch in the universe. he will not shut up about fnaf. he a gay faggot who will squeeze your balls like a stress ball. hes always getting people in trouble. and he is a dumbass, like i mean, he cant even solve a simple math problem. hes just a horrible guy to befriend because whats the point of being friends with him if he will just annoy and get you in trouble all the time?

Me:hey Ivan

Ivan Torres:*squeezes balls*

Me:wtf are u doing?!?!?

Ivan Torres:nothing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*squeezes balls harder*

Me:OW!STOP IT YOU GAY ASS BITCH!!!!!!

Ivan Torres:but im not doing anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*squeezes balls so hard that they break*

Me:FACK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

by O-Flying-Monkey May 31, 2019

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A Hoe ass bitch that talks shit and does nothing and will never meet Rose irl And a Dumb Motherfucker With a 2 cm long dick lmao I'm doing this bc u did one of me bitch

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A semi-finalist on the show "So You Think You Can Dance - Serbia" for the last 5 years running. Ivana brings a whole new meaning to dancesport through her ability to dance despite her terrible ugliness.

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