Luck issue

When you’ve been waiting for something to spawn in a game for an extended period of time, but it hasn’t.
Person 1: I’ve been running at this wall for over an hour and nothing has spawned. This game sucks.

Person 2: Luck issue.
by Atomic_9602 May 14, 2022
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serene issue

When you achieve a level of great moggery, that other's exclaim "serene issue". The reality is that you've ascended so far above humanity that your level of operation is no longer comprehensible by the mere human mind.
guy1 "serene issue"

women2: "serene issue"

random crackhead from manchester: "serene issue"
by adudefrombritain May 16, 2025
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monumental skill issue

a snide remark used to suggest that the root cause of a problem lies with the incompetence / lack of skill of the person expressing said problem.

This phrase elevates the more commonly known "skill issue" and is guarantee to cause whomever you use this phrase upon to burst a blood vessel.

it is often used cheekily and ironically in response to situations where the problem genuinely lies outside of the person's control, for the purposes of trolling.

see also: BM; toxic
'Monumental skill issue being defined'
'it's impossible to fight against these players with their pay-to-win equipment that kills us in one hit. i think their stats need to be balanced.'
'sounds like a monumental skill issue'
'Usually worse than skill issue'
The Tim wanted me to scarce you comes from the derived term skill issue usually meaning that the person who has a skill issue is worse than a skill issue it is then become a monumental skill issue'
by _soul_ June 29, 2023
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Anger Issues

For someone who can't control their anger, no long explanation.
"That guy over there has anger issues, try not to make him mad."
"I have anger issues, sorry."
by weirdwordguy May 07, 2024
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husband issues

When a fan of a series (usually a woman) is too afraid to do anything that might offend another fan's fictional husband.
Emma: Oh my gosh. Nico is so hot.

Kate: You know he's gay, right?

Emma: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? NICO LOVES ME MORE THAN ANYONE! YOU'RE JUST STUPID, SHUT UP!

And that's how Kate's husband issues began.
by dkeowksjddj March 21, 2017
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