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Honking Clown Noses

When two nerdy people kiss and their noses keep getting in the way. Every time their noses meet, they honk like a clown nose.
I met this new girl, we were making out and kept Honking Clown Noses
by Brendanbot5000 August 6, 2025
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queue hoping

I had to wait 4 hours at A&E coz of someone queue hoping!
by 2bord December 6, 2006
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state hoping

going to another state to see a band/act as well as going to the show in your state.
A: Hey did you here *band* are comming?
B: WOW NO WAY!
A: yeah do you want to go state hoping with me?
B: ofcourse we'll go to melbourne as well!
by rainbow. June 23, 2008
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air-holing

1. (v) A flatulence competition between two or more parties. To duel based on sound and smell of one's gas. 2. (v) passing gas.
"We've been air-holing in here all day. You might want to take a shower before you leave."
by The Smoke March 22, 2010
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Photo-Hiking

The Art of "Looking" like an Olympic Gymnast:

Stretching arms and legs outward in a most painful to maintain position
giving your 127% effort to squeeze every last bit of speed out of the boat to excel past the competition
as the Photographer gets the "Money Shot"
Holly - here comes Woody hand me my brush

Dave - set the beers out of view, skip thinks it's a dry boat

Bob - Holly get that shirt off, the race is 1 hr but the photos are forever!

Holly - Ok let's Hike like we're gettin blown off the side

Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking

Bob - Holy Shit I thought he'd never leave !

Dave - Ya my fuckin back is killing me !

Holly - Hay who's got my top ?

Bob - 10 seconds of "Photo-Hiking" feels like all fuckin day !

Holly - Com-On WTF did you guys do with my top ?

Dave - Shit our Beers are gone over the side !

Holly - well at least we should get som Great pix on the rail ...eh

Dave - Holly your top is right behind you

Holly - Dudes look he's commin back where's my brush?

Bob - Hike Bitches ........... Hike

Skipper - when you guys get a chance it'd look nice to hook the kite in the other 2 corners

Bob - Oh Shit Never fails

Dave - why is he always around when these things happen :-O
by DA-WOODY November 10, 2010
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yoo hooing

Where you drive around late at night in neighborhoods armed with someone in the back seat and multiple empty (or soon to be empty) yoo hoo bottles. The person in the back seat rolls down the window and shouts "YOO HOO" very loudly and throws the bottle out of the window with great force thus breaking it. The driver then guns the gas and gets outta there and on to another neighborhood before the cops are called.
Person 1- "Hey dude you wanna go yoo hooing?"
Person 2- "no thanks, I got a citation for that last weekend."
by Texan832 August 23, 2011
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Crockle Hocking

Partaking in an activity to give the appearance of being busy. A niche pass time undertaken by experts in passing time.
M: Hey David, what's cackle lacking?
D: Just Crockle Hocking.
by Sprog July 12, 2015
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