when you blindfold your partner, cum in their ears and mouth so they cant talk or hear, and then throw water on them and rub your genitals on his or her nose.
Timmy: the girl i met last night was into kinky shit so she let me helen keller her.
Mac:woah, you lucky bastard.
Mac:woah, you lucky bastard.
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grimace and steve playing pong in kristin's basement and the cups were set up all over the table randomly, as if Helen Keller set them up.
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Get the Helena mug.A misunderstanding of the old scientist/techie joke that a millihelen is the amount of beauty needed to launch one ship. Milli- is the international scientific prefix for 1/1000. Most international units are named after someone -- watt for power, newton for force, ampere for current, and so on. Scientists, techs, and gears who work with those prefixes all the time often attach them to all sorts of made-up units. So a megahelen would be the beauty of a face that launched a billion ships (one million times one thousand) and a nanohelen would be the face that launched one millionth of a ship (one billionth times one thousand). Millihelen worked better a few decades ago when newspapers and TV news often carried stories about ship launchings, because usually the woman christening the ship launch was a First Lady, the Queen, or some senator or lord's wife (what nowadays we call a first wife, the one before the trophy wife), and thus a lizardy old bag that was only sort of recognizably female.
"That one's a mini-Helen."
"Unless she's a real cute midget, you mean she's got about a millihelen. Go back to chemistry class and stop getting your science from Star Trek reruns!"
"Unless she's a real cute midget, you mean she's got about a millihelen. Go back to chemistry class and stop getting your science from Star Trek reruns!"
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by richard n clay & Jacob & kyle April 6, 2007
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This place needs a makeover; it needs some Manhattanization. Sucks to be an aspiring journalist cause you are most likely to start your career in this place!
Better off in NY or LA or Chicago or Boston, at least there are many things to do compared to the Montana capital Helena.
It needs the following to be be the next "NYC" in the future and same goes w/ Billings, Missoula, Pocatello ID, Jackson MS, Dothan AL, Fargo ND, Minot ND, etc. Just by looking at images of these places it isnt that charming. This is just my opinion!
NFL,MLB,NHL,NBA and MLS teams
Great nightlife and scenery
skyscrapers galore.
world famous 24-7 Transit systems
Fashion weeks, fashion shows and lots of entertainment
Super diverse communities and neighborhoods
This place needs a makeover; it needs some Manhattanization. Sucks to be an aspiring journalist cause you are most likely to start your career in this place!
Better off in NY or LA or Chicago or Boston, at least there are many things to do compared to the Montana capital Helena.
It needs the following to be be the next "NYC" in the future and same goes w/ Billings, Missoula, Pocatello ID, Jackson MS, Dothan AL, Fargo ND, Minot ND, etc. Just by looking at images of these places it isnt that charming. This is just my opinion!
NFL,MLB,NHL,NBA and MLS teams
Great nightlife and scenery
skyscrapers galore.
world famous 24-7 Transit systems
Fashion weeks, fashion shows and lots of entertainment
Super diverse communities and neighborhoods
Helena: the definition says it all....
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