Australian Handshake

A homosexual greeting where one male grabs and uses a handshaking motion on another male's penis. The other male responds by returning the action to the first male, thereby "handshaking" one another.

Since the homosexual action is taking place below the belt aka "Down Under," it is referred to as an Australian Handshake.

Lance:
Nice to meet you!

Gary:
Nice to meet you too!

Lance:
Instead of shaking hands right now, let's Australian Handshake!

Gary:
G'Day!!

by Blocky D November 12, 2010

Crimson Handshake

When a girl who is menstruating uses her period blood as lubricant for a hand job.

She didn't have any Astro-glide, so I had to ask her for a Crimson Handshake.

by onejackofff July 24, 2007

Niga handshake

When a person exchanges a nigga happy meal for a epic nigga Royal with chucky cheese as a whore

Yooooo did you just see Ronald give my nigga Jesus a niga handshake?

by Chucky cheesus christ February 18, 2020

Caribbean Handshake

The cool Caribbean street man's form of hello. A melange of the traditional white man handshake and the African American handshake, with added bells and whistles because everything takes longer in the Caribbean. A traditional handshake begins, immediately leading into an interlocking of thumbs, then the pullback to the fingertip handshake, then a dap and chake, then to a series of two vertical fist bumps. The Caribbean handshake is usually concluded with a diagonal placement of the right forearm across your chest like a midieval knight would do. For effect, the one armed hug can also be performed while the fingertip handshake portion occurs.

Tourists can never replicate the complicated, locally-created proceedure of the Caribbean handshake, so if you do it well, it proves you are truly a cool local.

by Voodoo Dude October 13, 2008

Rusty Handshake

Its where you shit in your hand. Then shake your mates hand.

Mate: Hayy sup m8

You: Hi would u like a handshake?

Mate: Sure

You: *shakes hand*

Mate: Oi mate i do believe u just gave me a rusty handshake

by En Sanchez Lupoa August 29, 2009

Manhattan Beach Handshake

A sharp knock to one's testicles by another individual in a group of buddies drinking in a crowded bar. Usually this is unwarranted, unwanted but very funny to everyone except the one who was just knocked.

As Dave ordered another round at the bar, he was surprised by the Manhattan Beach Handshake and folded like a house of cards.

by Can't kill a man born to hang! October 8, 2008

El salvadorian Handshake

The El Salvadorian Handshake is when a man will fake ejaculates inside the vagina of a legal consenting adult female. This is than followed by a panic from the woman, while the man sits calmly explaining the value of childbirth.

When done correctly, will lead for a very fun evening.

"Hey, you ever fake an orgasm while banging a chick?"
"Oh the El salvadorian Handshake? Yeah definitely. But, You gotta fake nut inside her and let her sweat it out."

by HammySamson March 18, 2017