german handshake

When one masterbates, and does not wash his/her hands afterwards, and then blesses someone with a handshake not long after.

"I'll German Handshake you in a minute"

(thinking)'if he's not carefull, hes going to get a german handshake'

by Jackal April 15, 2005

arabian handshake

When two people press their buttholes up against each other.

Bro you want an Arabian handshake?
Nah I’m all set bro, miss me with that gay terrorist shit

by Globpala April 26, 2019

crimson handshake

A handjob from a girl who is on her period and used the mentrual fluid as a lubricant.

"Did you have sex with her?" "No, she was on her period so she gave me a crimson handshake."

by C-Rock June 16, 2007

Hampton Handshake

A Hampton Handshake is a classy and formal greeting between a lady and gentlemen, one might use at a formal gathering. Upon introductions a lady would simply slip a hand down the gentleman pants getting a full grab on his dick, gently shaking it up and down, while a gentleman would put no more then one or two fingers up the vagina

What makes this a formal greeting while this is happening, neither one of the parties are supposed to mention or acknowledge that's happening because it would be considered Bad Manners for a gentleman to say to a lady " your wetter then a river right now"

" my lady, welcome to the Billingsley family mansion, to your right is sir Billingsley jr, this is his first time at a Gathering this big, would you mind showing him proper manners about the Hampton Handshake?"

" good evening sir Billingsley jr, I am Elizabeth"

"Nice to meet you Eliza... WAOH WHY is your hand on my dick right now!!!"

" How rude of you sir! Your no Billingsley, No gentleman has ever been so rude"

by A_Life-356 May 02, 2020

trojan handshake

When you and a mate grab each other by the cock and shake vigorously at Petaluma High School

Make sure if you see Nathan in the hall you give him a Trojan Handshake.

by Blakedpotato April 02, 2018

Manhattan Handshake

To insert one's hand into the anus of male sexual partner. Typically used to describe homosexual activities.

After pounding Ernie for well over an hour, Bert dismounted and proceeded to give him a Manhattan Handshake before jizzing on Ernie's face.

by ManhattanHandshaker April 26, 2013

Canadian Handshake

Being the double-fisting lushes they are, a Canadian Handshake is when two Canucks greet eachother while both have a beer in each hand. In passing, they klink their cans of Labatt's Ice together and stumble on their merry way.

Terry and Ed bumped into eachother at the hockey party and gave eachother a Canadian Handshake. Terry likes men and Ed harms small forest animals.

by JesseDuplantis January 14, 2012