Hamburger Helper

An awful meat substitute.

Hamburger helper is as shitty as Spam as a meat substitute.

by Adam RD November 29, 2006

Hamburglitastic

1. adj. Positive comparison in relation to a hamburglar

2. adv. To Hamburgle effectivly

1. (He/She/It) certainly is hamburglitastic.
2. That was quite the hamburglitastic action, friend.

by E. Thero January 22, 2008

Hamburger King

A person; friend, relative, genius, idiot.

Wat up Hamburger King! Yo where's Hamburger King???
Listen Hamburger King...

by Ocka rocka August 13, 2008

hamburger racing stripes

The full-body lines of road rash resulting from a high-speed motorcycle crash.

She low-sided the bike and miraculously walked away, but you should have seen the hamburger racing stripes on her side!

by Iraq-Irate July 23, 2009

Hamburger Hete

A hamburger with Krispy Kreme doughnuts instead of buns.

Hamburger Hete?! Dude, that's like a heart attack in a bun... or, in a doughnut, rather.

by Bilal H. August 18, 2010

Hamburglared

To be intoxicated to a point of belligerence, often from Molson Canadian and Export.

Tim was so hamburglared last night, he woke up on the front lawn next to his own puke. He was later awoken at 4am, whilst asleep in the bathroom, by his friend's father.

by T-Slizzle September 22, 2010

hamburgernog

a wild animal

You are a hamburgernog

by hello91034 October 5, 2010