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Hot Pocket Topic

A subject of conversation that causes intense and immediate anger (ie. Religion, Politics, Covid 19, etc), much like biting into a hot pocket. Also a play on “hot button topic”.
Wearing a mask interferes with my freedoms and…”

“Whoa Keith, that’s a Hot Pocket Topic! Nobody bites, nobody gets burned. Let’s not go there.”
by Robin Hoodlum October 29, 2021
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Hot Pocket

When you are fucking a toaster and you push the power button down thus burning your genitals.
Me: "Man, my dick is on fire."
Friend: "Why?"
Me: "I was giving my toaster a Hot Pocket."
by CowboysFan777 June 3, 2017
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stuffed hot pocket

When you take a hot pocket fuck it until it's hollowed by your penis then why in it and eat it
Coke and Knowlegde has some stuffed hot pockets
by Bully bob sanders March 8, 2016
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Hot Pocket

A slur for Jewish people

“Quick easy thing to cook in an oven”
Are you kiddin’ me? That hot pocket couldn’t last a second in Auschwitz
by RanchConsumer December 11, 2023
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Dry Socket Hot Pocket

Man, I can't believe I smashed Ethel's Dry Socket Hot Pocket when I got lit last night.
by Kozaka January 4, 2024
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Is that a hot pocket?

A question asked when a womans vagina is too stuffed, too hot on the mouth.
"Damn girl is that a hot pocket?"
by cockandballssoyummy October 27, 2022
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Hot pocket

A big fine bitch with a warm bootyhole
“Dammmmn shawty got a hot pocket
by theebawdy April 15, 2022
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