by honeywookums April 20, 2014
Get the honey wookums mug.Honey in my tea is a classic prank that can be pulled on anybody.
The honey in my tea prank is good for people who are interested in novels, anime and manga, since they spend majority of their time reading and drinking tea. You pull this off by opening a packet of honey and dunking that shit into the cup. The recipient will not find this funny, and will probably tip their cup out into the sink because it tastes funny.
The honey in my tea prank is good for people who are interested in novels, anime and manga, since they spend majority of their time reading and drinking tea. You pull this off by opening a packet of honey and dunking that shit into the cup. The recipient will not find this funny, and will probably tip their cup out into the sink because it tastes funny.
Jack: "I will put this packet of honey in Finns tea"
John: "Okay."
-10 minutes later-
Finn: "WHO THE HELL, PUT HONEY IN MY TEA!?"
-Finn proceeds to punch a locker and run out the room crying-
John: "Okay."
-10 minutes later-
Finn: "WHO THE HELL, PUT HONEY IN MY TEA!?"
-Finn proceeds to punch a locker and run out the room crying-
by Chromebrass August 7, 2016
Get the Honey in my tea mug.Related Words
v. the act of injecting your urethra with honey and ejaculating onto a woman's face, then proceeding to violently pummel her with your erect penis.
"Omg Brittany, where'd you get that black eye?"
"I got honey smacked by Dylan last night- the honey was nice but I don't like what came after"
"I got honey smacked by Dylan last night- the honey was nice but I don't like what came after"
by chubbywafflemix February 25, 2020
Get the Honey Smack mug.Bastard honey is honey who's floral origins are unknown. Compared to monofloral honey, honey from one type of plant, or polyfloral honey, honey that has been mixed, bastard honey's origins are either unknown, undisclosed, or something else of the sort. The idea of bastard honey comes from the idea of illegitimate honey, who's ancestry is unknown.
I got some honey packaged like catsup from the bakery near my school, but was disappointed when I realized it was bastard honey
by devinhoo April 14, 2010
Get the Bastard Honey mug.Guy A: What's it called when you pee on a girl's ass?
Guy B: In the butthole?
Buy A: No, dude, just on the cheeks.
Guy B: Oh. That's Hot Honey Ham.
Guy B: In the butthole?
Buy A: No, dude, just on the cheeks.
Guy B: Oh. That's Hot Honey Ham.
by bstppldrmr September 27, 2011
Get the Hot Honey Ham mug.A girlfriend from a dude's hometown. Generally used when the dude is away at college. See also Hometown.
Speaker 1: "Dude you gonna try to snake Allison this weekend?"
Speaker 2: "Negative brah, my Hometown Honey's coming in."
Speaker 2: "Negative brah, my Hometown Honey's coming in."
by 51westu July 8, 2011
Get the Hometown Honey mug.Rachel’s truffle honey is the sweetest. Imma eat that ass as soon as I get home.
Her truffle honey is at its peak of sweetness right after her workouts.
She squatted over my face and I engorged in her truffle honey like Pooh Bear.
Her truffle honey is at its peak of sweetness right after her workouts.
She squatted over my face and I engorged in her truffle honey like Pooh Bear.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018
Get the Truffle Honey mug.