Groom Juice

The semen a bridegroom emits while dancing with the Maid of Honor at his wedding reception.

Friend: Dude, what's that stain on your Armani's?

You: Oh man, my wife's sister is fine so I think it's Groom Juice.

by Cletus_Longshanks March 7, 2010

Goomer

Gay Boomer

Person 1: Man Trickyhunter70 is such a goomer (gay boomer), I just can't stand it.
Person 2:Yeah he also sucks at overwatch

by dudebro21savage November 2, 2019

Megan Groover

A beautiful woman. Who can always put and smile on my face. One I want to be with and think im falling for.

Megan Groover is mine.

by rjwayne June 30, 2018

stone groove

1) something one would think is good but usually is not good for them.

2) something cool and new

homer simpson- "Dieing would be a stone groove!"

by j-la August 22, 2003

perpetual groove

Often referred to as "P-Groove". A highly mediocre jam band that sounds like watered-down Phish. Usually adored by fake hippies and/or people who have likely never heard music by more competent bands like Phish, Widespread Panic, or moe.

TOOL: Yahhh brah, did you go to that sick ass P-Groove show brahh??? That light show was some dank ass chronic shit
EDUCATED MUSIC FAN: I'd rather save my money and watch a Phish DVD. And Perpetual Groove's light show is way more impressive than their music.

by EonBlue987 January 14, 2009

green gold groove

Awesome band from Vermont. Originated in 2003-ish.

Wrote the song "Float my Boat"

Last night, the Green gold groove totally rocked!

by matt February 7, 2005

Groomer

A person that is 18 or above that will sexually assault, harass, or even have sex with a person under the age of 18

Did you hear about Callmecarson
Yea didnt he become a groomer on that 17 year old on his discord server

by jakeiscool69 January 7, 2021