Ducking the goose

Stepping aside to pass gas as to avoid contaminating the public breathing space.

Thomas was ducking the goose in the basement as the guests arrived.

by Thom Lock May 11, 2019

goose god

A person that has a fetish for a goose or multiple geese. Who is also very sad when they go South for the winter.

Person 1: She is such a goose god.

Person2: you're right, there's definitely something wrong with her.

by Idontknow8472 January 17, 2018

blew the goose

When you fuck something up; messed up a project.

Friend: Looses balance, knocks something important over

Me: you really blew the goose

by AshTil October 11, 2020

Goose Detective

A person who comments on a situation or offers solutions without any significant prior knowledge of the situation. As a result, they usually get the wrong end of things and offer incorrect or inaccurate opinions. Can also be used to refer to incompetent, delusional, bumbling or buffoonish people. Occasionally used to describe someone who makes up rules to games in order to allow themselves to win. A goose detective is usually genuine in their delusions, however, rather than trying to troll people or screw people over.

"He lectured me at length about how his computer wasn't turning on, yet he never checked to make sure it was plugged in. He's such a goose detective."

"You have to own all the properties of the same colour before you can build any houses on them."
"Really? I didn't think you did."
"You do; it says so here in the rules."
"I'm sure you don't have to! I'm going to build a house here anyway."
"You're such a goose detective!"

by Cooltrainer Hugh July 13, 2012

beta goose

It is a non Alpha, as in a beta.

John is such a bitch, he is a beta goose

by _rager_ September 16, 2013

Goose Feeding

An alternate definition for funneling a beer. Tamed geese are fed by tubes being placed down their throats to pump corn and other sources of food into their stomachs. However, from now on, when you want to funnel a beer, you refer to it as Goose Feeding.

Are we goose feeding tonight? I'm down to get some beers in me.

Who wants to feed the goose!?

by Mike Scenery November 24, 2011

Goosing for a Jubbing

When you are searching for something that you really want

Schlatt: “What’s wrong with Tucker?”
Ted: “He’s probably just goosing for a jubbing.”

by buck3tl0v3r March 29, 2023