goober snorkel

someone who snorkels goobers

Berlin Green is a goober snorkel.

by jA_mes July 8, 2011

goober kisser

Someone who kisses the tip of a cock

That guy looks like such a goober kisser

by FitsMagee June 20, 2022

Goober

Most black deepwoken player every found

Goober is the most nigga depths farmer every and blackest he will lurke from yo behind

by Tostado_ January 18, 2023

Super Goober Glabby

A state of extreme happiness, that words blend together in an illiterate annunciation.

Dude! I just got laid! I'm super goober glabby!

-what?

I'm super goober glabby, I cannot believe I just won 10 million dollars!
-huh?

by The one who cant speak February 24, 2023

goofy goober

1. A particularly nutty person that does not know what they are talking about.
2. A person that eats goofy goober ice cream™.

1. "you actual goofy goober"
2. "The lad was a goofy goober"

by anonymous October 7, 2022

Goofy Goober

ava hanley

ava hanley is a goofy goober

by herbdog July 26, 2023

Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").

One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!

by QuacksO April 8, 2020