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Turkey on a Golf Course

A Turkey on a Golf Course is when you unzip your pants and take your balls out, leaving your dick inside your pants. This usually occurs after someone has either failed miserably at the round, or has done very well.
"Hey John, look! There's a Turkey on a Golf Course!"
"Dude put your balls away, someone will see them."
by Gary23 October 22, 2022
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Golf Ball Cleaner

A Golf Ball Cleaner is when you put your balls into a woman’s mouth while jerking off. Derived from the golf balls cleaners you would commonly see on a golf course.
My wife was in a kinky mood last night, so I gave her the Golf Ball Cleaner.
by Aaron Tinder December 31, 2021
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Like a flame to a golf ball.

Like a flame to a golf ball, it means it was very easy or simple
Andy: So how was the basketball game?
Noah: Pfft, like a flame to a golf ball.
by ae303902293 December 13, 2021
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Golf management

When you're a manager and strive to get the lowest score possible on ab employee feedback survey. This is not golf but the manager arrives to believe the lowest employee satisfaction survey possible is best.
Manager Rob: I got a 15 on my employee feedback survey.

Employee Tina: You know that's golf management, right! You want a high, not low, score.
by EggsRSides April 7, 2022
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Super Swing Golf

A kickass wii golf game that was popular back in 2006. Not many people, or anyone at all, remembers it.
"Hey have you ever played Super Swing Golf?"

"Nope, never heard of it."
by Ace_66669 April 16, 2022
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Golf-fished

Being deceived by someone, particularly over dating apps, who implies that they enjoy the sport of golf, but in fact, have no interest in golf at all.
Kat’s Hinge profile was completely golf centric; but when I asked if she would like to play together, she later admitted that she actually hated golf. She golf-fished me good!
by Amy_Dinh February 4, 2022
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United Golf Team

The best golf team in the entire Monmouth area, led by a team of sexy men.
Person 1: Bro I heard the United Golf Team is insane this year.

Person 2 : Yeah, and I heard the team members are extremely sexy.
by LightingMcQueenNeedsPotassium October 29, 2021
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