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go Fiji

An expression defining the act of meeting someone so much younger, so much hotter and so much more willing than your current wife, that in the matter of hours you decide to leave a wife of 20+ years behind. The act must also be preceded by the existence of a perfectly happy marriage that showed no signs of weakness up until the moment you "go fiji"
We were all traveling for work and my coworker disappeared for a solid two days. He met some young hottie at the bar and immediately decided to divorce the old hag he had left at home. We knew the moment he met the girl that he was about to go Fiji.
by Mach3 October 29, 2009
mugGet the go Fijimug.

going stewless

To not have sex with Paul Metcalfe's mom.
Dude, I totally want to snarf Paul's mom, but I can't. I guess I'm going stewless.
by Earl from America April 24, 2019
mugGet the going stewlessmug.

Go vote

How to make people dreams come true but also destroy them
by Minh Gune fan 99 January 19, 2020
mugGet the Go votemug.

Going to Jen's

When you're fed up with a situation or person. To move on, or move out. To give up.

Origin: A Youtube video was posted where a 5 year old girl was irate and preaching that she was tired of her house, lack of room for her toys, and mean brother for throwing dirt at her...so she proclaimed repeatedly that she was "going to jen's".
Jill was tired of everyone yelling all night so she she shouted out, "I'm going to jen's!!!"
by Charlotte the meeper August 11, 2015
mugGet the Going to Jen'smug.

Going to Mexico

Absurdly popular expression among car Youtubers who drag race on streets (do pulls). The myth is that mexican roads are not regulated by police, so you can go as fast as you want without being pulled over. When drivers want to race on regular roads and film themselves, they say they're "Going to Mexico" so that no cop can use the vid as evidence of speeding. Apparently, this prevents them from the evidence being used against them.
"GUYS I GOT THIS NEW VAPID BULIT WITH QUAD TURBO SWAP, TRIPLE SUPERCHARGERS AND A CARBON FIBER PULLEY WE'RE GONNA RACE IT AGAINST MY FRIEND'S SHIVIQ SRT BIG TURBINO. GOING TO MEXICO, PLEASE SUBSCRIBE WE'RE ALMOST AT 10 SUBS"
by HellaSweetGroyper April 29, 2022
mugGet the Going to Mexicomug.

Pokemon Go

An app where you can catch pokemon in your neighbors backyard, lure kids with a lure module into your van, or get lost in the woods. The game play is primarily 10% "catch em' all" and 90% "Our servers are experiencing issues. Please come back later."
(Pokemon Go in a nutshell)
Player: "WOW, there's a crowbat in my backyard and I'm going to catch it!
Player attempts to catch it
Battle is interupted
Screen says, "Our servers are experiencing issues. Please come back later."
Player: KMS
by Fuzzu Sonicu July 11, 2016
mugGet the Pokemon Gomug.

go dumb

gettin` stupid, actin` a fool, gettin` hyphe, somethin` that`s slappin` too...
ay, that song goes dumb
by WAY 2 SAUCY March 12, 2005
mugGet the go dumbmug.

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