Iranian General

The act of loudly ejaculating in a urinal at a shitty restaurant in a bad neighborhood to show off your flex.

I went into waffle house to pull an Iranian General, but Trump pretty well beat me to it in real life.

by Nb68 January 3, 2020

The Stuart Smalley Generation

aka "Millennial Generation", aka "Entitlement Generation". Currently self described "Greatest Generation"'; Those born between 1982 and 1992 with an "entitlement" attitude. In reference to the Saturday Night Live character "Stuart Smalley" as performed by Al Franken.

"The Stuart Smalley Generation" "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and dog gone it, people like me!" -- Stuart Smalley, SNL (Al Franken) Tag Line

by John Holstein January 7, 2013

General Tso's cat

commonly substituted for the chinese food dish known as 'General Tso's chicken' in some lower end chinese food restaurants. such an establishment may be identified by the presence of several live traps in the back alley. some of these may contain a cat, raccoon, or small dog, awaiting their newfound destiny as a cleverly disguised menu item.

'hi, i'll have the teriyaki dog, an order of pigeon fingers, and the General Tso's cat.'

by carlton berry September 8, 2007

cockmaster general

Like a cockmaster, but on the grandest scale possible.

Stop pissing around you cockmaster general.

by Pete October 18, 2004

generational sodomy

A term coined by Rayne Summers of leasticoulddo.com

It is the action of skull-fucking a man so hard that his great grandchildren occasionally reach to the backs of their heads and say "ow"

essentially changing someones genes with your cock

Skull-fucker: "Oh yeah! take it!"

-hundreds of years later-

Some random guy: "Ow! what was that?!"
Random guys friend: "thats generational sodomy!"

by firecrackerjoe August 14, 2009

General Sarcasm

a response to the classic 'captain obvious' insult.

Person 1: "Wow, that skyscraper is tall!"

Person 2: "THANKS, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS"

Person 1: "YOU'RE WELCOME, GENERAL SARCASM"

by Habakkuk October 25, 2012

general booty

The caption of the football team. The hottest and most popular guy around. Is 6'2 and has quite the abs. Everyone loves general. He goes for what he wants and won't take shit from anyone. Loves his family and is very loyal to his friends. Would protect his girlfriend against the world. General Booty will be the next biggest NFL player.

Damn, who is that hot guy?
That's general Booty!

by Mysterryyyy girllll September 17, 2017