Garrison

A guy with a rather abnormal shaped penis that is very small. Do not touch it, you may puke and rethink your sexual status.

Shaped like a lolipop, and looks like the top is about to pop off.

" I think im going to puke"

"Must have touched Garrisons penis eh ?"

" I saw a Garrison penis once."

by kiwassabie April 24, 2010

Garky

Crazy, Mental, Strange, Weird

"Candi is so garky!"

"That guy is just garky..."

"You're garky!"

by Fame < Infamy August 20, 2007

Garrett

They come off extremely shy at first but are always willing to help you even if you’ve never talked before. They slowly shed off their shyness and you see the person that you dreamed of encountering and you’ll notice yourself falling in love with them with each and every time you see/talk to them and it’ll dawn on you that they’re the confirmation of the guy you’ve dreamed of having and what you originally thought wasn’t real is and even better yet, you are lucky enough to call them yours

Girl one: “he’s so sweet,cute,smart, and funny”
Girl two: “He must be a Garrett”

by Cyndomega May 29, 2018

Garby

General waste of space, no use or no longer of use to people

Stop being Garby Adam

by iloveputty August 30, 2018

Garrison

One gay ass nigga.

Gayison is a cute nickname

Yo look at the bitch ass nigga
Of course bro, that’s a Garrison
Bruh

by 30DozenNuggets April 6, 2019

Garey

A friendly, beautiful real gee who is always going to ride for you no matter what usually of African descent and would likely transcend to OG status before the age of 40

This kid would grow up to be a good Garey someday

by humble blackenese November 3, 2019

Garrett

Power Bottom

You're such a Garrett

by Ace Jaeger December 30, 2019