Garey

A friendly, beautiful real gee who is always going to ride for you no matter what usually of African descent and would likely transcend to OG status before the age of 40

This kid would grow up to be a good Garey someday

by humble blackenese November 3, 2019

Garey Snider

A musical legend,Producer,Drummer,Composer.Also Known as GSpider.

Garey Snider,GSpider,Drummer,Producer,composer,Scarling,The Cure

by jojojox October 30, 2008

Garey Moment

Getting upset over minute issues

Girl 1: Why is she ignoring everyone at the party?

Girl 2: Because she saw her boyfriend talking to a friend of his.

Girl 1: Oh, she’s just having a Garey moment.

by Baseballstar101 June 11, 2018

Gary Leeing

To laugh so uncontrollably that you have to sit down to gather your bearings

The joke was so funny that I started Gary Leeing

by DavesDenim April 11, 2015

gopher gary

a strategy in the game Among Us where the imposter cycles through the vents to get easy vent kills. A stat made popular by the Twitch streamer Sykkuno.

Sykkuno: I call this strat the gopher gary *jumps into a vent*

by Freakinzazz October 12, 2020

Gary Schofield

The cancer that is killing Gaia Online. He first gained infamy when he, as CEO, laid off most of Gaia's good employees and replaced them with dimwitted yes-men led by his sidekick Jason Loia (whom he made the COO). Afterwards, he began selling virtual items for as high as $1000 to fund the flop that would later be known as Tentacl. Later, he introduced gold generators to drive up the prices of everything in Gaia's marketplace up to the point that spending real cash became the only option to enjoy the site.

He earned the ire of the users for his money-hungry ways. To secure his control as the totalitarian autocrat of the site, he ordered the mods to censor the forums and silence users who single out him and/or his puppets. He received the nicknames "Goldemort" and "he-who-must-not-be-named" because people who mention Gary's real name in the forums attract the banhammer often.

Many among Gaia Online's once-loyal users and employees have left, and Gaia will continue to suffer unitl Gary and his cronies are exterminated.

The Gaia Online that we all once knew and loved is indeed dead. And its murderer's name is Gary Schofield.

User1: You can win 1 trillion gold from a gold generator?
User2: No. That's just a cheap marketing strategy that Gary Schofield aka Goldemort hatched while at his vacation house in Zimbabwe. Nobody is actually going to get 1tril from it

by DopamineBaby November 9, 2014

Gary Winthorpe

A great fucking guy. Has a huge dick, gets all the lady’s and fucks your mom. A true legend

Gary Winthorpe is hung like Godzilla

by EatThatPussy154 September 22, 2018