Darth Gates

A nickname for Micro$oft founder Bill Gates, a key member of the Seattle Mafia and global asshole.

Has Darth Gates blackM$ailed any schools in your country yet?

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

gass

Gass- the combination of gay and ass.

For homework tonight I have to read the Constitution, answer 7 gass questions about chapter 9 of the book... and write two essays about the gass election.

by Loser who just came up with it September 27, 2004

gassed

when you are VAINE.
to be concited about yourself, and show it.

aj
abel
naz
deanie

'im gassed cause i know im hot'

by Lahkeisha April 7, 2008

Lay a gasser

To fart, cut the cheese, let one rip, etc.

Dang! Did you just lay a gasser, man? That stinks!

by ichmagtanzen May 3, 2006

Gaussian blur

Something thats hard. mainly used with avid stepmania and In The Groove Players

Joe the person:OMG i have a 20 page essay to do!
Joe's friend bob: dude, thats so Gaussian Blur

by Theamazingbender October 19, 2006

The Barbarians are at the gates.

A term used to convey the very urgent need for a toilet.

Similar to moles nose and touching cloth.

....it has been great talking to you but I really gotta go. The Barbarians are at the gates.

by Lucas's Dad November 22, 2013

The Great Gatsby

A "classic" novel, The Great Gatsby is a book that English teachers find necessary to assign their students to read, even though the plot is stupid, and everyone ends up dead, alone, or unhappy. Nobody knows quite how this book became a classic, but the '70s movie remake of the book stars Law and Order's Sam Watterson.

While his students' brains melted out of their heads due to boredom, the English teacher droned on about the signifigance of Gatsby's car being yellow throughout the boring novel, The Great Gatsby.

by The Kid whose brain was melted out of his head June 12, 2006