fuckwit

A manner of notifying someone that they are about to attempt or have recently attempted and act which may endanger themselves or others. Usually applied to those who have no common-sense, limited intelligence, excessive enthusiasm and didn't file a Job Safety Assessment or Risk Assessment with their brains before attempting the act.

"Oi! Ya fuckwit! A u-turn over double lines in peak hour traffic at 100 km/h on a motorcycle is a bit fucking stupid! If ya failed I would have laughed me way through your fuckin' funeral!"

"Whaddya mean you tested how sharp the knife was with your hand? You fuckwit!"

"You cut your hand taking the seed out of an avocado? You fuckwit. You're so stupid you should be British." ref: 'avocado hand', a peculiar British ailment.

by TechnoHippie February 25, 2021

Fuckshit

Noun; the act of doing something really wrong.

When you catch your spouse cheating in the worst kind of way. "They on some fuckshit."

When someone steals from hard working people. "That's some fuckshit right there"

by ElaineB83 March 1, 2021

Fuckit

A Person that thinks they have a right to step into a conversation without any knowledge of it but once called out will defend it till they die

Shut up you fuckit, no one asked you!

by PixelatedPsycho February 10, 2021

Fuckity

Fuckity is when a joke doesn’t make sense

Yo that joke is Fuckity.

by Spearerboy6000 June 13, 2021

Fuckwithyouology

The art of fucking with peoples emotions and intelligence

She thought I forgot how she crossed me. I practice fuckwithyouology bitch. Karma ain’t got nothing on the games I play

by MsPeaches June 22, 2021

Fuckshit

a character in the movie mid-90s

my favorite character in mid-90s is Fuckshit

by EDY28 July 3, 2021

Fuckwit

A person who is oblivious to all others needs

This fuckwit was eating crisps loudly while I was on a conference call

by cussmaker July 16, 2021