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Fuckit List

A list of peope that a person wants to have have sex with, no matter the circumstance or their relationship status. (Which is much better than the "one free pass" some would normally get.) In this case, the list can be celebrities or just regular people. Ideally, if in a relationship, both parties would have such a list.
"I'm sorry, hun. I know we're getting married tomorrow and she's one of your best friends, but she's on my fuckit list. Given the fact she lives out of the country, this may be my only opportunity to have sexual relations with her."
by PunkyBrookster March 5, 2013
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fucktard

damnit, georgebush is a fucktard.
by the secret indictor. September 6, 2003
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fucktarded

something that a really really stupid person that you just hate so much is
Me- "damn jimmy that was the stupidest thing i've ever heard. you are so fucktarded."

everyone but jimmy- *high five*
by asdkjlfjashdglkjsadfh December 13, 2007
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actus dei nemini facit injuriam

This is latin word .used in law . It is also called legal maxim

here actus means act

dei means god
nemini means kind of no

so the basic meaning is "no one resposible when something (wrong) is done by god (nature)

eg extreame storm , or big rainfall , tsunami etc

and because of this some one god injured then no one will go to jail.
Eg suppose extreme extreme strom came and your car goes in the air and drop on somebody's house . And his hous is broken then he can't sue u . He can sue u but he can't will that law suit . The judge will say it was act of god or actus dei nemini facit injuriam
by student and lover of education December 8, 2012
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fucktard

Fucktard: an overdue or tardy fuck that had been promised for long ago; a retarded simpleton with a tiny brain contained solely within the head of his dick.
Melanie had been in a state of horniness for too long now, and frustratingly enough, Brad's long awaited fucktard was not enough to satisfy her sexual cravings.

Upon studying the CAT scan images of his completely empty skull and the images of a small gray mass resembling brain tissue in the head of his johnson, Dexter, an insufferable dumb fuck, was properly diagnosed by the doctors as a complete fucktard.
by watergolem December 1, 2006
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fucktard

to say that someone is a fucking retard
in a slang sort of way by shortening it.
fucking and retard
max: midge your a fucktard
midge:yay im a fucking fucktard
max:yer your also a neek but i love you
by alreddydepressedemo December 28, 2005
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fucktard

combination of fucking retard, refering to when someone does something extremely stupid.
You fucktard, your not supposed to put metal in the toaster.
by vengeance2133 August 23, 2007
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