friendgod

a person who is not you best friend, but a step up from best friend. usually have strong telepathy. the one person on the earth who you feel like is the only person made to be your complete best best friend. you will fight over simple little things and they will clear up within minutes. the thought of your friendgod replacing you is the worst in the world, but you really know it'll never happen. they tend to hit each other and touch each other a lot. there's a huge difference between friendgod and best friend and when you have one, you will know what it is.

can happen between two girls, two boys, or a boy and girl.

girl 1: haley is her best friend
girl 2: yes, but alex is her friendgod; there's a difference.

by smilingsmyfavorite April 8, 2011

Friendly Vulture

A person, usually one of many, who is suddenly your very best friend in the world because you have brought food of some sort into the classroom. Usually gum, birthday cookies/brownies, and doughnuts.

Common phrases include, "Hey, buddy, can I have a piece?", "I'll be your best friend!", and "I'll give you five bucks."

"I opened a pack of gum on the bus today, and in swarmed the Friendly Vultures."

by c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g-song14 October 1, 2011

friendly fake

A person who acts nice in your presences but talks about you badly when you're not around.

You friendly fake.
These hoes friendly fake.

by Keisha B. April 8, 2014

friendly frenching

Friendly Frenching:

Similar to "Friendly Fire"...
When you french kiss a person by accident.

Before she knew what was happening, she found herself kissing him passionately. "oh my god, what have I done?!!" She had been caught in the line of "Friendly Frenching"

friendly fire french kissing sloppy hussy oops

by pandorasbox May 16, 2014

Friendly Barn Gate Meeting

A meeting in which farmers from the dating site "farmers only.com" have an orgy, sometimes with animals.

I was going to take my exams tomorrow but I already have a friendly barn gate meeting to attend, and I hear Farmer Joe is bring his horse.

by Obviously Jesus March 8, 2015

Friendly Hanson

When a child molester poses as a young child on the Internet and discoverers the child he has been talking to is in reality another child molester.

When john met up with a child from the Internet he was suprised to find a Friendly Hanson. The two became knew it was meant to be and they became best friends forever.

by DeathKnight760 August 9, 2015

Friendly butt touch

1. To touch the booty of a friend with no sexual intent.

Adam gave Emma a friendly butt touch in Adams room

by Officer Wag January 10, 2016