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foreskin

"eew!! theres foreskin on the wall!!"
by Wallstander P.E April 26, 2009
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Lake Forest

It is also an amazing city in California.
by Stephanie.Mc Donald. October 25, 2008
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Forrest Gump moment

When a person unwittingly runs into and experiences/influences a historic event/person.
"I totally ran into Barack Obama before he ran for president. I told him that I need a presidential candidate who could offer change I could believe in. It was a Forrest Gump moment."
by winterfresh70 March 1, 2010
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Forest Whore

A woman who recieves some good dickage in a forest or deep in the woods. Alcohol and possibly drugs are sometimes involved.
Sam: "Hey, where did yall disappear to after the beers where gone and it got dark?"

Korey: "Man, we went futher in to the woods and I gave her some serious dickage. Everything was all good untill the po po's came!"

Sam: " Yeah, you got to be careful messing with a Forest Whore this time of year. I hope you strapped up!"
by Sam O November 22, 2006
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forest dump

when one takes a dump on a ping-pong paddle and then slaps their partner in the face with the paddle.
I forest dumped that bitch when i was done.
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Suicide Forest

The location where jake paul killed his career.
Suicide forest is where logan paul took his channels life by mocking a person who had taken his life and was right in front of him.
by keemstar the memestar January 3, 2018
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Foreskin Belt

A foreskin belt is quite the ingenious device for men who's foreskin simply does not have the snap back that it once did. The application of the standard foreskin belt is typically obtained through the use of Krazy Glue or one of its many imitators. All an individual has to do is hold the skin in the desired place with an alligator clamp or the like and wrap his custard cannons tip in the provided belt material, once the belt is at the required tension and position he will then apply the glue for an everlasting bond and shall never have to deal with stepping on his foreskin again!
Random Jick: Hey dude from the Enzyte commercials why are you so sad?

Enzyte Guy: Well i used my fine product so muich my cock sheath is all saggy and streched out. :(

Random Jick: Well your in luck, i just happen to have this fantastic new product that well fix you up in the wink of an eye. Its a FORESKIN BELT!

Enzyte Guy: Holy fucking shit your right my prick is feelin' fine! And i no longer need worry about getting it caught in the chain in my tandem bicycle! Thank Jickhead
by Jixsta Von Kike January 31, 2010
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