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by Moi2 November 8, 2021
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Flake

A type of person who makes plans to meet with you, then they don't show up and leaves you wondering the reasoning of their absence even when you have texted and called them several times to see why. When you confront them about their behavior, they cut contact with you or make you feel like you done something wrong to them. A flake is a deceitful, unreliable person who is often misjudged as being caring and kind. It is best to stay away from these people if you don't want to be taken advantage of.
Tess promised she will go to a party with me last week but then when I arrived there, she never even showed up. I texted her why she ended up not making to the party but she left me on read. What a flake.
by butterflygirl511506 October 20, 2021
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wank flake

When you wank so hard your meatus gets dry and skin flakes off.

Derogatory term for someone below a wanker
Hey Toby your dick is so dry you left wank flakes in the shower

That Toby is such a wank flake
by Brian and so is my wife August 12, 2021
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Flake

A flake is someone who generally makes plans with you, promises to do things with or for you but can never seem to follow through. When confronted with their behavior they usually get defensive and run away.
Jisu promised to go out with me. She never showed up. We made plans saturday night and she came up with an excuse why she couldn't show up. Jisu is a flake
by Drdelta August 21, 2021
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flake

Much like the chocolate bar, a flake is someone who pulls out of plans and lets you down. Your plans then crumble like a flake. Eventually you'll notice they slowly but surely disappear entirely from your life.
I've had several flakes in my life. It's so disappointing that people replace eachother so easily now.
by Xavier Exotic August 25, 2021
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Corn flake girl

Tori Amos revealed (& wrote a song about it ), meaning the mutilation of women's young girls really genitals so they are unable to have orgasms done at the hands of blood family loved ones at close friends . Referring to the betrayal of your supposed friends. And some people ( myself) use that now I'm describing back stabbing two faced harm causing frenemies that were female
by PieBaby June 25, 2021
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Banana Flake

A banana flake is a pitiful person that swears incessantly.

Derivation: Banana flakes are used as a safe and cost-effective treatment for diarrhea in critically ill tube-fed patients. When someone swears incessantly, he or she is known as having diarrhea of the mouth.
That pathetic banana flake sits on her porch all day long yelling obscenities at the kids playing in the street.
by InalienableRights December 8, 2011
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