The effects of an amount of money so large that it warps and distorts legal, political, and social systems that get near it. This is analogous to a black hole's gravity well that can force light which normally travels in straight lines to travel in a path that looks curved.
"That Madoff guy generated such a large money distortion field with his Ponzi scheme that he'll never go to jail!"
by Dr. Dave da Brewmeister February 2, 2009
Get the Money Distortion Fieldmug. The man suffering from premature ejaculation immediately sowed her field when his pants were removed.
by CHEEDSICLE November 3, 2014
Get the sowed her fieldmug. by Big Stonker February 4, 2018
Get the Huddersfield Field fuckmug. The act of avoiding roadkill by steering so that your wheels go on either side of the dead animal, which passes harmlessly under your car.
I was driving the back roads the other day, and came across a dead skunk in the road. I didn't want it's stink or road smush on my tires, so I did a rural field goal.
by Kalisiin September 22, 2012
Get the Rural Field Goalmug. Basically a blue collar worker who makes white collar money, is smarter than 99% of people he works with, and they will openly admit this to him.
You basically have to be fucking exceptional in: electrical, mechanical, hydraulics, pneumatics, water systems/plumbing, PLC troubleshooting, and diplomacy.
Also, you get to sleep in nice hotels, drive brand new rental cars, and fly first class, all for completely free, and you are treated like a hero wherever you go, because you fix important shit. The ultimate bachelor life.
You basically have to be fucking exceptional in: electrical, mechanical, hydraulics, pneumatics, water systems/plumbing, PLC troubleshooting, and diplomacy.
Also, you get to sleep in nice hotels, drive brand new rental cars, and fly first class, all for completely free, and you are treated like a hero wherever you go, because you fix important shit. The ultimate bachelor life.
Operator says "Yo, the machine was fucked up for months, but we called the Field Service Engineer and he got it running like brand new in a day. Damn that was one smart mothafucka."
Manager says "I need to offer that guy a job, he can replace my whole maintenance department!"
Field Service Engineer says "Fuck that, I make too much money to give up nice hotels and fancy rental cars and first class air travel every couple of days. Let alone I can find a new tinder date every week!!!"
Manager says "I need to offer that guy a job, he can replace my whole maintenance department!"
Field Service Engineer says "Fuck that, I make too much money to give up nice hotels and fancy rental cars and first class air travel every couple of days. Let alone I can find a new tinder date every week!!!"
by Crazyjuggerman February 16, 2022
Get the Field Service Engineermug. If the girl is old enough to have 'grass on the field' than she has reached puberty and has pubic hairs, making her 'game'.
by bhgtbtbhtbhtnh July 26, 2006
Get the If there is grass on the playing fieldmug. A place where pregnant teens go to have abortions. Usually the mother prefers to take large quantities of drugs before self aborting on the field. Every major city has a dead baby field.
by Coreycock January 8, 2009
Get the Dead Baby Fieldmug.