fecaller

Person who Calls other people while in the restroom producing fecal matter.

Tj is such a fecaller. He only calls me when he is taking a shit

by DispatchHell November 10, 2018

fecal cold

A cold that is transmitted through the nose upon smelling the flatulance (Intestinal gas that’s passed from the anus.) of someone that has fallen ill. Similar to a standard cold the infected will often have a “runny” nose although the discharge will have a brown tint. Any sneezes will often have a fecal aroma as well.

Steve missed work today because of the “Fecal Cold” he caught when Jim farted while he was still contagious.

by BigJimmy82 November 14, 2018

fecal brain condition

Medical term for shit for brains.

Dan came back from the hospital. Turns out he's got fecal brain condition.

by Cpugh March 2, 2019

Felanbird

A cute sounding and very handsome man from Canada. He also has a massive penis.

A: Hey look over there, it's Felanbird!

B: Oh yeah I know that guy he's a cute sounding and very handsome man from Canada.
A: Yeah that guy. I also heard he has a massive penis.

by hehe__xd__xd July 29, 2019

feacal squeegie

The act of shitting on someone and rubbing it on them, as if you were 'cleaning' them.

While Kelly was face-down, Tom took the opportunity to give her a feacal squeegie.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

Fecal Fountain

When you poop and the water splashes, hitting your butt

Guy 1: Just had a crazy fecal fountain
Guy 2: Impressive

by yummy_thick December 9, 2019

Fecal Transplant

During anal sex, when a top fucks two different bottoms without cleaning off his dick in between

“Jason gave me and Luke a fecal transplant with his cock last night”

“Dude, that’s hot

by shelby_18 May 6, 2020