When an individual gets so frustrated that they pick up the nearest object (the nearest object is a fruit bowl) and bang it with their hand like it is a tambourine to get attention from their colleagues. This should not be mistaken with banging a tambourine as that is joyful and banging the fruit bowl is not a joyful experience for all.
Look .... I'm not banging the fruit bowl yet but I am close!
Man did you see that dude ... he was really banging the fruit bowl.
If you don't start listening to me I am going to bang the fruit bowl until you do!
Oh really? Well how about I bang the fruit bowl and you cower in fear?
Too many steroids ...... bang the fruit bowl ... it will help you to relax!
When all else fails ..... start banging the fruit bowl!
There is more than one way to bang the fruit bowl!
KEEP CALM ...... and bang the fruit bowl!
In event of nuclear attack ....... bang the fruit bowl!
When not given what you want .... bang the fruit bowl.
Feel like acting childish ? .... bang the fruit bowl.
Off your medication? Bang the fruit bowl.
Don't like the kid in two and a half men .... bang the fruitbowl.
Man did you see that dude ... he was really banging the fruit bowl.
If you don't start listening to me I am going to bang the fruit bowl until you do!
Oh really? Well how about I bang the fruit bowl and you cower in fear?
Too many steroids ...... bang the fruit bowl ... it will help you to relax!
When all else fails ..... start banging the fruit bowl!
There is more than one way to bang the fruit bowl!
KEEP CALM ...... and bang the fruit bowl!
In event of nuclear attack ....... bang the fruit bowl!
When not given what you want .... bang the fruit bowl.
Feel like acting childish ? .... bang the fruit bowl.
Off your medication? Bang the fruit bowl.
Don't like the kid in two and a half men .... bang the fruitbowl.
by thephatcontroller November 17, 2013
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It's an important principle of ghetto life that explains the certainty of final retribution after you do something stupid to someone scary.
It states: if you diss a MAN-GO, you must diss-a-PEAR.
That is, if you disrespect the wrong people and walk away without making amends, you are liable to vanish in a painful way.
Loosely based on a Vybz Kartel lyric.
It's an important principle of ghetto life that explains the certainty of final retribution after you do something stupid to someone scary.
It states: if you diss a MAN-GO, you must diss-a-PEAR.
That is, if you disrespect the wrong people and walk away without making amends, you are liable to vanish in a painful way.
Loosely based on a Vybz Kartel lyric.
Frankie: "Hey yo, heard about Little John lately? Dude owes everybody money"
Marco: "Really? His widow skipped town after his funeral"
Frankie: "Oops! Fruit Law!"
Marco: "Really? His widow skipped town after his funeral"
Frankie: "Oops! Fruit Law!"
by BioHazardX October 22, 2012
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Compliment -Hey babe you're looking so stewed fruit today
Insult- Those shoes are so stewed fruit
Neutral- I'm not sure how to feel about it, that test was kinda stewed fruit
Insult- Those shoes are so stewed fruit
Neutral- I'm not sure how to feel about it, that test was kinda stewed fruit
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Last night I may have eaten that big bowl of Fruit Loops, but this morning my fruit loop poop made the toilet look like Lucky the Leprechaun's suit.
by Bear Arms May 8, 2011
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Synonymous with "virtue signaling".
First defined on the comedy podcast, Puke and the Gang.
Synonymous with "virtue signaling".
First defined on the comedy podcast, Puke and the Gang.
by Puke & the Gang August 27, 2017
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term to describe a girl/thottie/person that is a waste of time, perhaps they act fruity or just too entitled that only the term “fruitbat” becomes acceptable to label them as it
Meaning of fruitbat is that though the word lacks vulgarity or nasty language is that the word is so simple and petty that it often annoys the piss outta said person who gets called one
Most people don’t know what a fruitbat means which gives it all the more power to the word itself
A fruitbat can be a thotty, milf, e girl, annoying boy, or just a female who gets on your bad side.
Can mean any of the past definitions too
term to describe a girl/thottie/person that is a waste of time, perhaps they act fruity or just too entitled that only the term “fruitbat” becomes acceptable to label them as it
Meaning of fruitbat is that though the word lacks vulgarity or nasty language is that the word is so simple and petty that it often annoys the piss outta said person who gets called one
Most people don’t know what a fruitbat means which gives it all the more power to the word itself
A fruitbat can be a thotty, milf, e girl, annoying boy, or just a female who gets on your bad side.
Can mean any of the past definitions too
Most girls are fruitbats
Guy 1: whatup fruitbat
Girl 1: um what? *derp face*
Guy 1: ok calm your tits, girl, ain’t nobody tryna catch a disease from your bat shit crazy ass
Girl 2: *cries*
A fruitbat is not only found in the rainforest or the woods but also in a regular human environment, can often be seen lurking on social media or on the street
“HAHA YOU A FRUITBAT, biotch broad !”
“A fruitbat can be a hassle to deal with but also fun at times
Guy 1: whatup fruitbat
Girl 1: um what? *derp face*
Guy 1: ok calm your tits, girl, ain’t nobody tryna catch a disease from your bat shit crazy ass
Girl 2: *cries*
A fruitbat is not only found in the rainforest or the woods but also in a regular human environment, can often be seen lurking on social media or on the street
“HAHA YOU A FRUITBAT, biotch broad !”
“A fruitbat can be a hassle to deal with but also fun at times
by Oh that name sucks August 20, 2022
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"Did you hear Fat Carl broke up with Sheila?" cried Crayfish. "Yeah, I'm pretty sure he started to sniff the dude fruit." replied Sea Tito.
by Sweet Mootat June 12, 2014
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