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River Forest

A conservative town west of Oak Park, IL and north of Forest Park, IL. A place where people complain about the things that they don't have; when in reality they have a lot. A disgrace to all the good work that the Forest Park people have done to liven up their city. Also a disgrace to the name of Oak Park High School which has been corrupted since 1900 w/ River Forest attached to it.
I heard everyone in River Forest voted for George Bush last election. Yeah, it's too bad that they can't have their own school; instead they have to suck off the tit of Oak Park.
by FoPaSean March 30, 2007
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Manistee Forest Reserve

The Manistee Forest Reserve is like the best place ever. Known for its beautiful miles of pine forest, tiny little rez towns, rivers, cliff diving, werewolf legends and us rezzies, the people who make Manistee a legend, thank you very much :-)
Nick: Hay let's drive this golf cart around the rez.
Jacob, Beth, Brook, me: Alrighti
Billy: Don't let the Manistee Forest Reserve police catch ya
by GirlFromTheREZ July 17, 2010
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play in the forest

by crotchfester December 20, 2007
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rain forest

Formerly called Jungles, but the PC crowd (liberals) decided Jungles was a bad word. Brings to mind black people running around naked swinging through trees. Rain forest on the other hand makes us think of tall magnificent trees, beautiful flowers and friendly animals.
Lets go for a walk in the rain forest.
This sux, the bugs are eating me up in this rain forest.
Tarzin don't live in the Jungle, you fool, he lives in the the rain forest.
I liked the Jungle better, it rains all the time in this rain forest.
I live in the Urban rain forest right next to the KFC.
by takethathill August 18, 2006
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Lake Forest

An affluent suburb north of Chicago.The people that live in lake forest usually come form old/corrupt money and therefore strive for nothing in everyday life and their schooling except for dating around and "keeping it classy (which really means act like whore/ d-bag you are but don't let too many people find out, because that would be just so not classy)".Lake Forest hides the fact that it has the highest teen drinking and drug rate in America and that if it's people weren't considered rich they would be called trash. In the past 3 months 4 kids have committed suicide (and of course it didn't make local news) because they were tormented by the kids and the suffocating atmosphere at Lake Forest High School. Lake Forest residents refuse to think that maybe their bigotry leads to humble people's demise and instead sob dishonestly about the "friends" they've lost. The guys that live in Lake Forest are far from charming but their money and preppy colored clothing attracts the dumb whores who infest the town whom are raised from birth to look for their potential husbands so they can comfortably stay in their historical roles of stay-at-home moms. People in Lake Forest call themselves "beautiful" when in fact many are walking the line of average and they all look the same. Overall, Lake Forest is a true white trash town (excluding the token black guy).
Person 1: Hey dude, you wanna go to Lake Forest to get some grub?

Person 2: Nah! A sandwich costs like $10 there and besides I wouldn't fit in if ya know what I mean.

Person 1: trust me I know what your sayin dude! Those people are living on cloud 9.
by Honestyisthekey December 13, 2012
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Lake Forest College

A poor, tiny excuse for a college. With a student size of only 1,600 students, this joke of a 4-year school lacks any semblance of a proper college experience. Situated in the affluent suburb of Lake Forest, students are forced to live in outdated dorms and eat from a single centralized dining hall on an often-lifeless campus.

You better hope that you like the friends you make, because you're stuck with them. Greek life is abysmally tiny, while the rest of the student population devolves into social cliques like Student Athletes, Nerds, and International Students. One common type is spoiled kids with chips on their shoulders.

Even if the students were friendly to each other, there's no place to socialize since campus security shuts down all parties almost instantly. All other social events are usually a total disappointment, since the fascistic administration snuffed out all enjoyable things. Chicago is too far to get there in reasonable time either.

School spirit maintains an all-time low since the school is a pathetic D3 and has no traditions. Many students travel to other colleges to have fun, so keep Northwestern's tailgating in mind if you make the horrendous mistake of choosing LFC as your school.

Academics are as good as any state school but lacks variety of majors and programs. However, not every other college charges $40,000 per year for tuition.

LFC is a great place for those who like asking “What could have been?". Stay away from this scam of a college.
Forester: "I attend Lake Forest College"

Job Recruiter: "Lake Forest College? Is that in California?"

Forester: "No, it's in Illinois"

Job Recruiter: 'Never heard of it, I'll have to look it up one day"

Forester: *Thinks about $40,000/year debt and regrets not attending a big state school*
by J.Binklestein October 25, 2019
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Sino forest

Is an asian company that seems like good investment but ends up fucking you. Leaving you with no money and the feeling of being dumb
Wow that asian company looks like a amazing investment. Wait the Ontario security commission just halted them on the tsx fuck it's a sino forest
by Modern day super man December 5, 2011
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