Flesh tube thimmy

Slang for taking a thumb in the bum, maybe even more depending on your preference.

Person 1: Hey bud, you look like life just gave you a solid flesh tube thimmy.
Person 2: I swear to you man life has rightfully fucked my own week.

by Tfyoulookingat June 30, 2021

Flesh off

The act of jerking off, except when done with a fleshlight apparatus.

Xenocide just told us he likes to flesh off instead of fucking his girl. What a creep!

by Swift1y April 21, 2022

Wall of flesh

Nolan’s master

Normal person: Hey, the wall of flesh is a slut.
The Cuck Crusader: DONT TALK ABOUT MISTRESS LIKE THAT!!!

by Ankle replacements October 29, 2024

flesh puppies

the fleshy alien things from the 2002 scooby doo live action movie

Those flesh puppies are spoopy

by thegaystripclub September 29, 2017

flesh puppy

An adorable infant, especially a chubby one; the human equivalent of "fur baby".

I have been banned from Thanksgiving dinners after I called my sister's newborn daughter a flesh puppy.

by RedMonarch12177 August 1, 2022

Living flesh and reLBJaLooD

Living flesh and relbjalood beings.
by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created living flesh and relbjalood by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 29, 2022

Flesh head

A bald man

Wow, the sun has just dazzled me bouncing off the managers flesh head

by SmurgleT November 11, 2022