five f's

The five stages in a successful relationship with a woman. They are: Find her. Feed her. Feel her. Fuck her. And forget her.

Marmaduke met Chloe. This was a standard five f's scenario.

by Sinner Bob July 31, 2006

five-year plan

A situation where a person ends up completing an intended four-year course of study in five years, usually by flunking a year.

-So Steve failed tenth grade?
-Yeah, he's on the five-year plan.

by Gus P. September 19, 2005

five below

A person who only dates people rating a 5 or below on a scale of 1 to 10 in hotness (1 being very ugly, and 10 being very hott).

Can be used as an adjective or noun.

Inspired by the discount dollar-store chain "5 Below" which sells poor quality items that cost five dollars or less.

Mary's new boyfriend is so fugly, She only dates five below.

by Nullz July 1, 2009

Five Nights at Freddy's 4

Another game from the Five Nights at Freddy's series by Scott Cawthon, the game will release on August 8th to celebrate the 1-year anniversary of FNAF, which the DLC will be released on Halloween.

OH MY GOD! FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 4 IS COMING OUT EARLY!

by derpysandwichgod August 14, 2015

Five Finger Death Punch

Five Finger Death Punch, abbreviated 5FDP or FFDP, is a Hardcore Metal band, or Metalcore, from CA. Vocalist Ivan Moody from Denver, and Zoltan Bathory and Jason Hook deliver the technical guitar, and Matt Snell on bass and drummer Jeremy Spencer. They formed in 2005 touring with bands like Korn, Trivium, Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Disturbed. Their first album The Way of The Fist was a hit, getting them tons of airplay with their single The Bleeding, and their addtional singles Never Enough and Stranger Than Fiction. They have amassed a huge fan base and are one of the fastest growing bands today.

Five Finger Death Punch is a great band everyone can relate to.

by Squiz March 20, 2009

Five Finger Death Punch

Pop rock for angsty middle school suburbian kids and soccer moms, much like Disturbed and Slipknot before them, as well as their contemporaries Avenged Sevenfold. About as metal as Justin Beiber. 1/1000000th as metal as BABYMETAL.

"Are you a fan of Five Finger Death Punch?"
"No, I listen to heavy metal."

by I'm So Cratic September 16, 2018

five six

What's going on? Gossip

What's the five six on anna nicole smith, I heard she is pregnant!

by ishb June 11, 2006