The peregrine falcon is the fastest animal on Earth, capable of reaching speeds over 389 kph (242 mph) during its hunting dive (stoop). If said Falcon were to pee WHILE hunting, the velocity in which the pee comes out added to the falcons current speed means THAT pee is fast as ferk!
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Falcons are the fastest animal on the planet. When hunting, they reach speeds of 240 MPH. If a Falcon took a pee while hunting, the pee would be traveling faster than the Falcon.
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