can you even

A response one would make to an annoying remark.

*guy says a dumb thing*
"Can you even?!?"

by McBae September 7, 2016

Do You Even Lift Bruh?

Used during arguments about ones physical fitness or used as a question to ask, "Do you work out?" with 'bro' said in an obnoxious way on the end.

Athletic Kid: You're so out of shape. Do you even lift bruh?

by YeahhhBoiii February 3, 2017

I'm not even trolling

When you aren't trolling. Straight up, something crazy happened and people don't believe you.

"I'm not even trolling bro, I 360 no-scope headshot that default from across the map!"

by trendSetter6969 December 14, 2021

I aint even know

Funny way of saying I dont know;No clue, clueless

What did she just say?! shit I aint even know.

by SkiNNy September 8, 2004

Everton

A Northwest England based football club full of toolboxes

Big Sam Allardyce spending £23m on Cenk Tosun, who cannot play football when it’s cold, sums up Everton.

by 7thGoalvsSpurs78 February 25, 2018

Have a magical evening.

A method Walt Disney employees use to politely tell you to go fuck yourself.

Customer: What do you mean I can't have an extended checkout?

WD employee: It just isn't possible at this time Sir, Have a magical evening.

by Hikari Shadow May 24, 2011

Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like

A sentence used to frighten your 9th grade English teacher, eventually inducing a massive seizure. This sentence is best used on English teachers who are just starting to teach English because it lets them know exactly how retarded his or her students are right from the get go.

“Dude I’m gonna hit the new English teacher with the Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like.
Friend: “Dude be careful, remember what happened last time to the last teacher.”
“Dude don’t worry it will be hilarious.”

by lukedanc July 19, 2019