Plain English

The English language that understandable, even by Average Joe, Underages, or Elderly people

Speak plain English, please

-Gordon Ramsay on Hell's Kitchen

by Sir. B March 4, 2021

english roulette

the act of instead of shooting, lobbing a cold crumpet at the face of an opponent.

person 1: "yeah I played English roulette'
person 2:" nice did you crumpet anyone?"

by Scott2357 May 13, 2016

English class

A very peaceful class that sucks when you have to write a paper or have to fart

It’s complete bullshit that I have to write 2 5 paragraph essay in English class!

by 0110001000 July 13, 2021

Crack English

The term you use when a nigga can barely speak english, yah maann fuk deee bithess tonight.
Aka mumble rappers.

Dude this guy is speaking like a badly beaten nigger.
You mean Crack English?

by ARacistMotherFubber January 5, 2019

nasty english

Filthy spin put on a pitched breaking ball in the game of baseball. Derived from the billiards technique of putting "english," or side-spin on the cue ball.

"Holy shit! Barry Zito's curve ball has some nasty english!"

by P. Dub May 20, 2007

English Teacher

Usually middle-aged men and women who have a self-written sci-fi series sitting in their desk drawers that no publishing company gives a shit about. Therefore, giving their students terrible grades helps fill up that depressing hole in their hearts. They also get a boner by thinking about how their perception of the book is far superior to anyone else’s. They typically over-analyze random speech in novels and make you feel like a dumbfuck while doing so. For example, if an author writes “The dog was sad.”, an English teacher would talk about how this is a reference to the revolutionary battle tactics of Napoleon. Meanwhile, the author really meant that the dog was just fucking sad. Despaired. Depressed. Whatever other synonyms. Case closed.

Kiss-ass Kelsie: Ms. Johnson is the best English teacher ever! She really helps emphasize the true need for literature to enrich our otherwise pointless lives.

Reasonable Ricky: Suck a fat one Kelsie and reflect on your life.

by milayaaa November 28, 2020

English Wench

A saucy hussy from England or thereabouts who is rather sassy and voluptuous. Excellent individuals to hang out with.

An example of an English Wench would be Emily Painter of England, Scotland, and most notably Albuquerque.

by thirdoffive March 10, 2012