A slang term used to describe a sexual act. The specific type of act is not defined as to leave the audience guessing.
With an assortment of donuts to choose from, he only wanted an English Crumb.
Did you hear that Kurt gave Amy an English Crumb.
Did you hear that Kurt gave Amy an English Crumb.
by Piranha669 April 17, 2011
Get the English Crumb mug.An English Pig is the name given to any drunk aggressive British-born moron who cannot control his actions whilst under the influence of alcohol.
Normally English Pigs enjoy the past-time of entering a restaurant, shop or even a police station and shouting at the top of their voice "go home all you non-nationals" (or something less polite to that effect)....at which point they get arrested and later charged with affray and various public order offenses such as "urinating against a police officers leg during the interview.
If they plead guilty in court, they almost get off Scott-free in terms of penalties, by being fined something small like £10 and/or sentenced to one month SUSPENDED community service.
Failure to plead guilty results in the full wrath of the Judiciary System: Which basically means he lies about the incident and gets fully away with it scott-free anyway.
Normally English Pigs enjoy the past-time of entering a restaurant, shop or even a police station and shouting at the top of their voice "go home all you non-nationals" (or something less polite to that effect)....at which point they get arrested and later charged with affray and various public order offenses such as "urinating against a police officers leg during the interview.
If they plead guilty in court, they almost get off Scott-free in terms of penalties, by being fined something small like £10 and/or sentenced to one month SUSPENDED community service.
Failure to plead guilty results in the full wrath of the Judiciary System: Which basically means he lies about the incident and gets fully away with it scott-free anyway.
That guy is such an English Pig, he spent the night in the local police cells for trying to start an argument with himself .....he thought it was some other stupid English Pig but in fact it was his own reflection in the glass of a shop window. Stupid English Pig!
by The Smart Ass June 27, 2015
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Can you speak english is a dude from Indonesia or whatever he is from saying can you speak english and some dude reply’s fuck you.
Some dude:лвлвлуулшушушушушhehsshsjsjdnnfnfhehehdhehw
Some other dude: “Can you speak english?”
That dude who is nit speaking English: “FUCK YOU!”
Some other dude: “Can you speak english?”
That dude who is nit speaking English: “FUCK YOU!”
by sussybakaballsamoguskakv20 August 5, 2021
Get the Can you speak English mug.Loose association of football thugs, British nationalists, petty criminals and out-and-out-racists who claim they're defending the UK from Islamic extremism by going on Stella and Cocaine fuelled rampages through towns and cities with high muslim populations.
Popular songs on English Defence League demonstrations include "Allah is a Paedo", "Allah, Allah, Who the fuck is Allah?" "Burn A Mosque"and "We Want Our Country Back".
The English Defence League claims to be educating the population at large about the threat muslims, sorry, "islamic extremism" poses to "our way of life". They also think that pork products have the same effect on muslims that garlic has on vampires. Unsurprisingly, the population at large finds them to be varyingly rabid, pig ignorant, stultifyingly ill-informed or a combination of all three. Or doesn't even know who they are.
Popular songs on English Defence League demonstrations include "Allah is a Paedo", "Allah, Allah, Who the fuck is Allah?" "Burn A Mosque"and "We Want Our Country Back".
The English Defence League claims to be educating the population at large about the threat muslims, sorry, "islamic extremism" poses to "our way of life". They also think that pork products have the same effect on muslims that garlic has on vampires. Unsurprisingly, the population at large finds them to be varyingly rabid, pig ignorant, stultifyingly ill-informed or a combination of all three. Or doesn't even know who they are.
"Who are that bunch of sorry clowns that closed our town centre down last weekend?"
"What, the ones that look and sound like the National Front?"
"Yeah, that lot".
"Oh, that's the English Defence League".
"What, the ones that look and sound like the National Front?"
"Yeah, that lot".
"Oh, that's the English Defence League".
by EDLULZ March 20, 2011
Get the English Defence League mug.Members of the southern part of the United Kingdom that does not come from any form of Celtic background or origin (i.e. Scotland, Ireland or Wales).
These people have a tendancy to be smug and arrogant, as their parliament dictates over the other parts of the UK, and imposes taxation on resources native to Scotland like their oil found off the coast of Shetland...
These people have a tendancy to be smug and arrogant, as their parliament dictates over the other parts of the UK, and imposes taxation on resources native to Scotland like their oil found off the coast of Shetland...
Chancellor "...and here we have in this years budget of a further 2 pence per gallon of petrol, in order to screw the scottish people out of the last industry that the Tory government in the 80's has not killed off...This will benefit all English People as we have no resources left of our own"
by JJ Cooper October 20, 2007
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Illegal- “me no speaka da English”
Illegal- “me no speaka da English”
by Lalagirlamerican September 16, 2018
Get the No Speaka Da English mug.Correct English is term used by ignorant people to describe any local deviation in syntax, grammar and pronunciation throughout the wide variety of examples of the uses of the modern English Language. "Correct English" in fact, implies nothing of value, since English, as a language, is English and though I'm using English right now, I call it a fucking Elevator, not a Lift, because I am an American.
James: Hello, sir.
George: Thank you for using Correct English so I can understand you sir!
James: Thank you for bieng an ignorant asshole. It is a tangible example to me of the need for a higher quality of education in the world.
George: Your welcome?
George: Thank you for using Correct English so I can understand you sir!
James: Thank you for bieng an ignorant asshole. It is a tangible example to me of the need for a higher quality of education in the world.
George: Your welcome?
by WordSmithWhoLearnedIt September 2, 2009
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