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Erection Misdirection

When you are about to go to town with your girl, but little does she know
your mighty flagpole rises because you are thinking about her sister...
Kyle: Dude, you and Marsha hooked up last night!
Mark: Yeah bro but I had a little erection misdirection,
... Her sister Savannah was singing in the shower

Kyle: Whatever man sounds like she still copped that nut!
Mark: Chuuuurch...
Kyle: ...and Savannah better watch out!
Mark: HELLZ YEAH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT..
by TerryCowboy November 3, 2018
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Ejection October

In October Every time you are about to bust a nut you must Eject or you lose the challenge
(Man) Babe I’m about to bust a nut !!!
(Woman) ok I’m fine with that .
(Man) it’s ejection October .
(Woman) so?
(Man) I don’t Want to lose the challenge
by Ty Mordecai May 2, 2019
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Electronic Arts

A good game developer until 2012 after then its only micro transactions
by Tasta May 7, 2019
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Electronic Arts

Pay $5.99 For Definition
Jack: Hey bro this mode looks sick I wanna play it
Zane: Yeah lets play it
Game: Pay $15.99 For Game Mode
Jack: Um ok *pays*
Zane: Alright lets do this
Game: Pay $30.00 To Enter Lobby
Jack : HDJDJDKSKKSKSYDUDH
Electronic Arts, also known as EA is a greedy company that pays you for anything
by Electronic Arts Sucks September 3, 2019
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Electroniced

When you are charging up all of your devices for a big day ahead when you need a full arsenal of electronic entertainment.
We are ready for the party tomorrow. We are
Getting charged and will be fully electroniced.
by jacksmama8 January 2, 2020
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Electronic Arts

You're telling me that Electronic Arts expects me to pay $89.99 for the new Sims Christmas DLC? Seriously?
by memeist_boi September 15, 2020
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ejection handle

The aluminum rail frequently located along the walls of the handicapped restroom stall that allows the occupant to gain extra leverage to help them evacuate a tough to eject shit.
Paul: Henry! What are you doing standing here there's tons of stalls available?!?
Henry: I know I know, but I've got to use the handicapped stall since I haven't been able to shit in a week and I'm going to need to use the ejection handle to get this baby out!
Paul: 10-4
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021
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