electric porn

why.

electric porn is just fucking horrible.

by fucktard529 February 13, 2022

Electric schlide

When the penis inserted while simultaneously removing one's hand from the shocker position. Not to be confused with the popular dance, the Electric Slide

Friend 1:My gf loves the shocker, so I decided to hit her with the Electric Schlide

Friend 2: Yeaahhhh

by Long Leg Papa August 22, 2019

ELECTRICAL BLISTER

A common work place injury among lazy electrically biased maintenance engineers, that tends to effect the backside, elbow and index finger due to excessive mobile use.

You have a severe case of electrical blisters, if you don't start moving around more and using your phone less, they may become infected.

by RDRTakeDown February 9, 2018

electric porpoise

"Electric porpoise" (noun): Slang terminology used to describe the act of leaving work or responsibilities early to engage in leisure activities, typically involving socializing, entertainment, or relaxation. The term implies a sense of excitement or thrill akin to the energetic and playful nature of a porpoise, suggesting a spontaneous and enjoyable departure from routine obligations.

Example:

"Hey, wanna electric porpoise and grab some drinks? Let’s head out for an early lunch. I heard there's a new rooftop bar downtown we should check out!"

by Zeebirdman February 9, 2024

Electric Banana

A dildo used by Asian American women.

The neighbors always know when Kim is using her electric banana.

by Horndiggity June 28, 2019

Electricity, Electricity

A popular song from Schoolhouse Rock that can give anyone epilepsy and seizures. The main character in the song is a black albino electrician named Tyrone, who resembles a 'white Mario', Manny from "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs", or the big-nosed guy from The Pink Panther.

When you're in the dark and you want to see, you need, uh-Electricity, Electricity!

by JeffyFanatic5000 February 8, 2022

Chinese Electric Chair

When a Blonde Girl is Doing Reverse Cowgirl with a Chinese Man, and He Takes a Tazer and Tases her on The Asshole

“OMG Judy, You Look Like You Spent a Night on Jo’s Chinese Electric Chair”

by CBKTM10! December 9, 2025