A complete asshole! An annoying as FUCK kid that will piss you off without even trying. A total bitch and enjoys looking at sex memes online. If you’ve got a Dylan in your life, try and kick him out!
Kid 1: Man, I hate Dylan! He is such an asshole!
Kid 2: Yeah, why, excactly, is he alive?
Kid 1: Who knows? Too bad he is alive. Dylan should be dead by now.
Kid 2: Yeah, why, excactly, is he alive?
Kid 1: Who knows? Too bad he is alive. Dylan should be dead by now.
by Lil’ Angel Gal May 31, 2018
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Has a 100% chance of stealing your baby sisters heart. Even if she is 10. Most likely to be a douche/asshole. Thinks he’s the man.
by Reilly C June 6, 2018
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by jsbadjvbs June 8, 2018
Get the Dylan mug.A great guy with a good heart and loving intentions, but if you fuck him over, no matter who you are, he'll fuck your life up. But to all those who are loyal to him, he's a pretty awesome guy.
by LilDickClique June 11, 2018
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Dylan says: I'm going to tickle your toes
Girl Says: You look like a button
Dylan Says: I skipped school to get my sack right
Girl Says: You look like a pineaple on a tree come skip my sack right now
Dylan says: Okay you potato fucker baby girl
Girl Says: You look like a button
Dylan Says: I skipped school to get my sack right
Girl Says: You look like a pineaple on a tree come skip my sack right now
Dylan says: Okay you potato fucker baby girl
by Geneva Ayala June 21, 2018
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